I Have Never....

[StoryJunkie]

haha...me neither, coincidentally.

I've never not kissed ass whenever I meet someone.

[Guest echtrae]

I'm not completely sure what you're saying, but I don't kiss ass. That is a path to a loss of self-respect.

I have never been a stunt stand-in for an actor.

[redsliver]

I haven't either.

I have never used a butt double.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - and in my youth I showed my ass to a lot of people - call it an occupational hazzard.

I have never danced nude for a bunch of old ladies

[DarkCabaret]

Me neither ... although I did work at a nursing home and could have been presented with the opportunity with one of the "handsy" ladies!

I have never streaked

[Leonhart29]

I haven't - although I did catch a blond bimbo streaking across my living room when I was married.

I have never forgiven someone for cheating on me in my own house

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I, the nerve of some people.

I have never stormed the embassy.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - but then again...

I have never been in an embassy

[StoryJunkie]

nope...me neither.

I've not really gone out of the country anyway, unless you count North Dakota.

[Squallfan]

Nope

I have never gotten a passport.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never shuffled off this mortal coil.

[redsliver]

I've come close.

I have never felt the need to end the entire universe.

[Squallfan]

Me either.

I have never worked for the Government.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never wanted to work for the Government

[Nanaea]

Neither have I. *shudders at the thought*

I have never slept with a President.

[quamp]

I haven't either. I wouldn't want to.

I have never... valued appearance over substance.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either -

I have never enjoyed being soaked by a sudden rain storm

[Guest echtrae]

Only if it was warm and there was company, then it isn't really all that bad.

I have never farmed fish.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never crossed my eyes, touched my tongue to my nose and hummed "Shiney Happy People" while dancing a jig.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I, and the thought has never occurred to me.

I have never urinated in the public water system.

[Leonhart29]

I have never squatted over a reservoir - no - that would be silly... but I do use the public sewage system whenever the situation calls for it.

I have never been struck by lightning (as of this post anyway)

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never met anyone who has been struck by lightning, at least not directly.

[Squallfan]

I have.

I have never been stuck in a snow blizzard.

[Hermione Malfoy]

Me neither.

I have never walked around my back garden naked.

[redsliver]

I do all the time. Your back garden just calls for nudity.

I have never performed CPR.