Kanashii Posted January 2, 2008 Author Report Posted January 2, 2008 I'll bet you didn't know you could get an Uzi custom built for somebody three apples high. Hey, we got 26 crates of 'em ready to go. They even have some grenades the size of dimes Ya never know when a family war is in the air, or some poor slob broke omerta, that much vaunted vow of Smurfdom silence. Ever seen a Lupara the size of a pencil? A garrote that is only 4 inches in length? Wicked man, simply wicked! Greedy Smurf now sleeps with da fishes! He was skimmin' off da top from Papa Smurf and his skip Grumpy Smurf. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted January 2, 2008 Report Posted January 2, 2008 Now there's a name generator that'd be easy to write. What's your smurf mafia name? First, go to the 'what's your mafia name?' generator. Cut and paste the name you get there to the inbox here: __________ and press enter. You are ________ Smurf! Wow! I am Fuckin' Comedian Smurf! ------- Anyway, violently resisting the urge to call it: Fuck Smurfette Until She's Blue, i have started: Smurfette and the Potion. http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091101 I wonder if this one'll get Gawdawfulled... Quote
Kanashii Posted January 2, 2008 Author Report Posted January 2, 2008 Anyway, violently resisting the urge to call it: Fuck Smurfette Until She's Blue, i have started: Smurfette and the Potion.http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091101 I wonder if this one'll get Gawdawfulled... Thanks Keith! I've already begun reading the first chapter! Looking forward to whatever your fiendish mind creativly conjures! Quote
Keith Inc. Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 Thanks Keith! I've already begun reading the first chapter! Looking forward to whatever your fiendish mind creativly conjures! Chapter two is up now. Edit to ad: Oh, and three, too. Quote
Shirotaka Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 What happened to the Klondike Bar? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 I'd let myself be completely embarrassed to read the rest of Keith's story XD Quote
Keith Inc. Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 What happened to the Klondike Bar? Yeah. The next chapter (4 is up, now) is the sex chapter. I want my Klondike bar. Half now, half after the story reaches...climax. Quote
DarkCabaret Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 Yeah. The next chapter (4 is up, now) is the sex chapter. I want my Klondike bar. Half now, half after the story reaches...climax. There you go Keith!! LOL Quote
Shirotaka Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 *slaughters everyone in the mystery forum and set-up a mine field* MY KLONDIKE BAR!! Quote
Guest Zyx Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 So THAT's wtf a klondike bar is XD I'd never watch october road again for a new Star Trek series XD Quote
Shinju Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 What would I do for a Klondike bar? I'd pay about $0.75. Unless it was a Recess Klondike, then I'd pay more. Quote
RikuDrak Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 hahaha XP Heldro ijs is better though. Quote
Kanashii Posted January 8, 2008 Author Report Posted January 8, 2008 Keith WINS the challenge! Good job man! I didn't know if you could pull off a ah, "smurf shrink" story. Here is your Klondike bar and your official "Bow down to Keith" Quote
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