Guest Zyx Posted June 2, 2008 Report Posted June 2, 2008 If the girl next door ever found out how often I masturbated to the thought of her with just a wall in between us she'd either do me, get mad or get extremely embarrassed. All of which would turn me on to the point of flaunting my boner Quote
maidenhair Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 If my friends from back home knew that I had sex in the parking lot of the church....they would shit a brick! lol Quote
Guest Zyx Posted June 5, 2008 Report Posted June 5, 2008 If my friends ever found out I asked someone to get me some acid they'd get all serious and concerned whilst normally it would be impossible to start a normal conversation with them. Quote
Guest Zyx Posted August 27, 2008 Report Posted August 27, 2008 If my parents ever found out how much of the world's population I wish were dead they'd freak??? Quote
SkyaraSnow Posted August 27, 2008 Report Posted August 27, 2008 If my parents found out I've been looking at porn.... They'd either give me the talk again, or offer to buy me a hooker or something.... Quote
Guest Zyx Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 If my parents ever found out how ridiculous I think christianity is they'd get pissed, really pissed. Quote
Anonymous_Nanotyrannus Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 If my parents found out by what I meant by freelancing my artistic services for RPGers was actually me selling furry porn, I'd be a bigger joke at family gatherings than my jailbait stoned cousin. Quote
Guest Zyx Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 If my other niece found out how much I wanted her a couple of years ago she wouldn't care >_> Quote
SkyaraSnow Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 If my parents found out what happened in some of the RPG groups I'm in.... I think they'd worry. Quote
Guest Zyx Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 If my teachers knew I wish them all dead they'd have me locked up Quote
Peace-Love-Yaoi Posted September 15, 2008 Report Posted September 15, 2008 If my parents knew that I once gave my boyfriend a blowjob while my dad was sleeping less than ten feet from us, they would never talk to me again. They can't do anything else since I'm eighteen, and don't live w/ them anymore. lol Quote
SkyaraSnow Posted September 15, 2008 Report Posted September 15, 2008 If my parents knew I bought a dildo online.... I'm pretty sure I'd be dead. Quote
Saitochan Posted September 15, 2008 Report Posted September 15, 2008 If my parents found out just how much more I like anime and hentai girls than actual girls, they'd probably worry like crazy as to whether or not they'll be having grandchildren. Quote
Guest Zyx Posted September 15, 2008 Report Posted September 15, 2008 If my friends knew about some of my less consensual fantasies they'd trip. Quote
DarkCabaret Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 If my parents knew that I spent most of high school week-ends drunk with all my friends. They'd shoot me. Quote
Supersonic Bitch Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 Bloody. Fucking. Necrohell. I just can't come up with anything. They know perfectly well that I am a sick fuck, that I have been doing speed on their money quite a fucking lot, I have explained to my mother what is bukkake and quite recently when she asked what I have been doing, I told her that I have Harry Potter bound and helpless at Malfoy Manor with Draco Malfoy's semen all over his face. Quote
Guest MistressBloodFury Posted May 31, 2009 Report Posted May 31, 2009 If my father found out I was a member of AFF, he would probably reprimand me, then set up a secret account for himself. Quote
rexcalon Posted February 9, 2010 Report Posted February 9, 2010 If my family found out i write porn they would put me in a mental hospital(then i wouldn't have to see their crazy asses any more) Quote
Tempestuous Posted April 30, 2010 Report Posted April 30, 2010 If my parents knew that, when I was 15, I had sex with a girl on their couch while they were away for a few hours, they would foam at the mouth and burn that couch instantly. Also the weird fantasies we tried out which included either a knife, hot candle wax, or just a good ol' strap-on. I'd be at an asylum in an instant. Quote
Saitochan Posted May 2, 2010 Report Posted May 2, 2010 If my parents found out about all the kinky and sexy stuff I did with my last girlfriend (or where I did all of that) they'd probably call a priest and try to exorcise the devil out of my body. LOL Quote
Ryder Posted May 3, 2010 Report Posted May 3, 2010 If my parents knew that when I was 16 me and my best friend at the time gave each other blowjobs one night at the local park down the road from my house, I don't have a clue how they would have reacted, but his church-going christian mother probably wouldn't have taken it very well. And she certainly would have freaked if she found out that after that first time at the park, we gave each other blowjobs in her living-room most weekends when I stayed over. At least then she'd know why I was always smiling when I was there. (She always commented on how I smiled all the time, lol) Quote
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