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  • 3 months later...
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The sting the sting oh god it hurts.

from death bed I chuck my pain meds

"you gotta check these out." :rolleyes:

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"Ah don't die! I didn't mean - oooooh!!! Pain meds!!! yes!!" *swallows em and sees pretty colors*

*Chucks the little cotton fome thing that comes in pill bottle to keep them safe and fresh*

Guest sylvir
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Uses cotton to apply make up after fast recovery

I chuck down my dash-board hula girl that I bought while I was in hawaii

-Two years ago I spent 8 days in Kauai. So beautifull.-

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  • 3 months later...
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*catches banana hammock and then turns it into a BANANAPHONE!!!!*

*chucks an

* :blush:

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Survive that, bitches!!! :wub::sex::wub::blush::drool::wub::blush:

Good luck. :(

  • 3 weeks later...
Guest Sightsoblind
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*catches WTFBOMB and traps it into a pokeball*

*hot potato tosses pokeball*

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*catches the pokeball and throws it back at Sightsoblind. Which releases the WTFBOMB and explodes on him.*

MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

*chucks a woodchuck*

  • 2 months later...
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*gives the torched dick to my ex, because she's into kinky shit like that (as well as vibrating telephone poles)*

HA! I got THAT beat!

*tosses hundreds of naked yaoi pics of the casts of Death Note and Naruto with the backsides covered with double sided tape*

"OH FANGIRLS! LOOK WHATS ALL OVER THIS GUY!!!"

*dodges the oncomng stampede*

  • 2 weeks later...
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*dodges the yaoi pics* *shudders* ugh!

This is likely to stir up some trouble. hehehe

*chucks the guy who plays Edward Cullen and watches from the sidelines at a safe distance of 200 yards with a high powered set of binoculars*

hehehe

Edited by SlntCobra1
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*deflects the Cullen with a well placed round from a .460 Weatherby, sending Cullen pieces scattered everywhere*

*tosses the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*

  • 1 year later...
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*Bats back the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and sees you blow up*

*Hurls a dildo*

Edited by Imasuky Lomae
Posted (edited)

*Grabs the handcuffs midair* these'll be uesful later.

*throws box of wasp*

Edited by Imasuky Lomae
Posted (edited)

Grabs the cat and sets it a side

throws an water ballon...full of cum

Edited by Imasuky Lomae
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lets balloon land on my face and lap all the cum up yyuummmmm!

Tosses my heavy writing notebook

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