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an envelope full of photographs showing the unfortunate ex in some very compromising positions - aha! A new slideshow for my computer desktop.

Chucks a bottle of pills which guarantee Male Pregnancy rofl.gif

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**Catches a bottle of pills which guarantee Male Pregnancy**

Crushes up a few and slips then in a certain unfortunate ex's drink. Prepares a journal to record the results of the experiment in the interest of improving male preg fics everywhere.... angel.gif

Chucks a crumpled napkin on which the captive has written a pitiful plea for help.... yawn.gif

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a crumpled napkin on which the captive has written a pitiful plea for help - going to rescue him, reconcile and collect a one million dollars reward for male pregnancy biggrin.gif

Chucks some Veritaserum.

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***Slips some Veritaserum in the unfortunate ex's water glass at the custody hearing. Obviously the pills were a money making plot!***

Chucks a handful of magic beans...

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Sweeps up the bits of gold and takes them to a gold dealer.

**Chucks a chunk of stale birthday cake...chocolate with blue frosting.**

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I duck the thing then use a broom to herd it toward the cat box. I think I just discovered a better way to deal with that nasty chore!

I chuck a carton of eggs...

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:::Catches the jar of pickles, eats several and puts the rest in the 'fridge:::

:::Chucks a bottle of happy pills:::

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