madlodger Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 an envelope full of photographs showing the unfortunate ex in some very compromising positions - aha! A new slideshow for my computer desktop. Chucks a bottle of pills which guarantee Male Pregnancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 **Catches a bottle of pills which guarantee Male Pregnancy** Crushes up a few and slips then in a certain unfortunate ex's drink. Prepares a journal to record the results of the experiment in the interest of improving male preg fics everywhere.... Chucks a crumpled napkin on which the captive has written a pitiful plea for help.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 a crumpled napkin on which the captive has written a pitiful plea for help - going to rescue him, reconcile and collect a one million dollars reward for male pregnancy Chucks some Veritaserum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 ***Slips some Veritaserum in the unfortunate ex's water glass at the custody hearing. Obviously the pills were a money making plot!*** Chucks a handful of magic beans... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Oh yeah! Now I can have that bean stalk I've always wanted... * chucks golden egg shells down * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Sweeps up the bits of gold and takes them to a gold dealer. **Chucks a chunk of stale birthday cake...chocolate with blue frosting.** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet D Coolette Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I catch the chocolate cake with blue frosting and go in horror as it falls apart leaving nothing but a handful of indescribably hideous larvae. I chuck... a living Pacman, about the size of a tennis ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I duck the thing then use a broom to herd it toward the cat box. I think I just discovered a better way to deal with that nasty chore! I chuck a carton of eggs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 * catches them and leaves them in the sun for a few ours, puts them back in the fridge marked "Saving for Halloween" on them * * chucks a car frame * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 * dodges her own item and watches as it crashes * * chucks a chocolate mousse * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 * catches it in his mouth * Yum! * chucks an apple * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 * gets hit on the head * Ow! Now I know what Newton had after that happened...A HEADACHE! >.< * chucks a rabid mouse * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 * deflects th mouse with a trash can lid * * retaliates with said trash can lid * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 * gets hit on the head * OWIE! @_@ * chucks a lump of foul cheese down below on the next poster * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 * takes it in the face * * hucks back a bottle of vinegar * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 *catches the vinegar* Thanks I was makin beets and we all know beets are AWESOME with vinegar on them! *Chucks an iPod full of Michael Jackson's greatest hits* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 * catches it in mid-moonwalk and starts to bust out Thriller- * chucks some wood * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 *catches the wood and make a birdhouse* *chucks several cans of paint* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 *uses them to pain the walls of his bedroom* *chucks his P.O.S. laptop* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 *drops it* Whoopsie!! *chucks a bunch of disks that contain pictures* (I hate my sister for making me go through all her damn photos) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 *Catches them all in the way Neo stopped all the bullets in Matrix: Reloaded* *Chucks a jar of pickles* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 :::Catches the jar of pickles, eats several and puts the rest in the 'fridge::: :::Chucks a bottle of happy pills::: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 *stashes them away for later* *chucks a television set* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 * knocks it away with a steel pipe * * chucks a decorated Christmas tree * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Owww! Now I have a pine needle lodged in my eye! :::Chucks a wolverine::: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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