EveKnight75 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Double pepperoni, mushrooms, extra cheese, and... porn? Corey Wildeman has opened a new franchise called Porno Pizza in Winnipeg. There's a racy picture at the bottom of the pizza box that reveals itself bit by naughty bit as you eat each slice of pizza. The franchise has only been in business for a week, but it's been so successful that there has been talk of expanding across the country. Apparently, he got the idea from the classic "pizza guy delivers something extra to lonely woman" concept found in porn. And he's still in awe that 75% of his customers happen to be female. This takes the concept of "sex sells" to a whole new level, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 It's a good gimick - and I'm impressed. I don't think it would work where I live though - not even five minutes after the doors opened down here and that's it - the pizza oven'd be broken and the guy's head would be on a stick.. the whole time the well meaning people would be going from box to box and oogling the chicks. Hmpf... that's rednecks for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 So, he needs to find a way to market it indirectly. Direct mail, the adult section of the supermarket freezer, the freezer section of the adult film store... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I have to agree with Leonhart - there's no way that would fly here in Texas. Shame too. I'd want to open a branch here. It would be fun to see someone try opening one here though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 That's it! Open a family-friendly version of the franchise. No porn, but swimsuit clad men/women. Unless the person giving the order gives....the secret code.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 That's it! Open a family-friendly version of the franchise. No porn, but swimsuit clad men/women. Unless the person giving the order gives....the secret code.... And what would this secret code be? Haha that is soo cool, if only it would work in Kansas. I know some people who'd eat a LOT of pizza!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Samurai Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 I don't see that working very well here in the all-too-conservative U.S., but that's definitely a(nother) perk of being Canadian. Enjoy your pizza, my northern friends. Meanwhile, the only thing underneath my pizza here is cardboard and grease stains. *sigh* At least the pizza was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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