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Okay I was watching Jimmy Nuetron today (Yeah yeah I know I'm 20 and shouldn't watch cartoons) and I saw the most ANNOYING Commercial!

Those stupid ass Kidz Bop commercials. Anyone else find these annoying?

For one the 'kids' don't carry the tune of the song, and two when they have the 'impostor's sing it sucks too!

God save the children ..... form horrible impostor music!

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I love my cartoons though. My mom calls me a little kid but I don't care.

Jimmy Neutron Rules!!!!

EDIT: Animaniacs what my ABSOLUTE favorite as a kid!!

It's time for Animaniacs

And we're zany to the max

So just sit back and relax

You'll laugh 'til you collapse

We're Animaniacs!

Y+W : Come join the Warner Brothers

Dot : And the Warner Sister, Dot

YW+D : Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.

They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught

But we break loose and then vamoose

And now you know the plot!

We're Animaniacs!

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.

Wakko packs away the snacks

+ While Bill Clinton plays the sax.

++ We've got wisecracks by the stacks.

+++ We pay tons of income tax.

We're Animaniacs!

+ Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.

+++* Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.

Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.

Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.

The writers flipped; we have no script

Why bother to rehearse?

We're Animaniacs!

We have pay-or-play contracts.

We're zany to the max

There's baloney in our slacks.

We're Animanie,

Totally insaney

Here's the show's namey

Pinky and The Brainy

Come back, Shaney

The rain in Spainy

Cockamamie

Shirley MacLainey

How urbaney

Citizen Kaney

Andromeda Strainy

Where's Lon Chaney?

Eisenhower Mamie

Miss Cellany

Chicken Chow Meiny

Dana Delaney

No pain, no gainy

Hydroplaney

Money down the drainy

Jenny Laney

Ehhh...

Tarzan and Janey

Novocainey

Here's the Flamey

Meet Mark Twainy

Presidential campaigny

Hunchback of Notre Damey

Bowling laney

Bangor, Mainey

Frasier Craney

Mister Haney

Quiche lorrainey

Lake Champlainy

High octaney

Public domainy

Candy caney

Animaniacs!

Those are the facts.

Note: The lyrics did change every episode I think but those are the ones I found and surprisingly I knew most of them myself LMAO

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I happen to love cartoons too - and I'm 34 - no shame in that.

Now about the original topic of this thread... I hate those damn Kids Bop CD's and refuse to get them for my kids. If they like the songs I'll get them the original songs and let them go for it.

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(Yeah yeah I know I'm 20 and shouldn't watch cartoons)

WHAT!? Listen, I'm 21 and I still adore cartoons (SpongeBob SquarePants, Robot Boy, ZIM, Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SquidBillies, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Martin Mysterys and I could go on and on and on but I won't wink.gif )

But back to topic: Those things are insanley annoying! I've seen commericals for My Humps by the B.E.P. and that is truly disturbing... ahhh... but I guess it's all part of marketing at kids, ne?

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  • 1 month later...

On Cartoons:

Cartoons rock. I downloaded 2 seasons of Freakazoid and I'm enjoying every minute of it. I'm still trying to figure out when King Arthur and the Knights of Justice will be available for download.

I want to see Dino riders, but I had no luck finding anything.

but that's not to say all cartoons are good (or they're so bad that they are good.) here's an example:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0712/

I haven't seen the whole vid, but it still creeps me out.

On Kidz bop:

Those CDs scare the crap out of me. I think they are the reason that the IQ of kids are dropping.

It'll be hilarious though if there was a KB verson of Megadeth's 'Holy Wars', 'Rust in Peace Polaris', 'The Scorpion', and Metallica's 'Master of Puppets'.

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Guest echtrae

That review was funny as hell.

The show kicks off with a special message from then-president George Bush and some kind of albino circus bear they've managed to fit into a cobalt blue evening gown.
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