maidenhair Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 If I were a princess....I'd be Snow White. I considered Belle but she's not really a princess. If I were a tree.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I'd be hugged by cute hippy girls with long curly hair daily If I were a song.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidenhair Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Every note of my being would be memorized and cherished by musicians, who would carry me on the tips of their tongues and the calloused ends of their fingertips. If I were a bass guitar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I'd abuse myself over and over again If I were the sluttiest slut of all the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 I'd die of the seven new versions of aids that were developed in my body. If I were a horny kangaroo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 I'd find a horny duck and make a Kanuck If I were eight inches tall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApolloImperium Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'd be smaller than most of the male equipment in fiction.... If I were a penis.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'd be more of a dick than I am now (Bad pun I know) If I were the Pope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApolloImperium Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'd be catholic!!!! If I were a catholic priest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'd try to be as badass as Aderson from Hellsing If I were a Gay Warlord Zombie T-rex on fire!!!!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight12 Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 I'd be... flaming. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. If I were a poisonous snake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 I'd bite someone If I were a bug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techno-Ninja Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I'd crawl up someone's leg. If I were the opposite sex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I would jump rope naked in front of a mirror If I were purple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techno-Ninja Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 I'd dress up like a certain dinosaur and frighten adults. If I were a ghost... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 I would find a pair of cute ghost girls one for the other for my editor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taa Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 If I had gotten a hypothetical scenario to respond to in the previous post, I would have. If I were talking to these forum people in real life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taa Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 I would not be as comfortable as I am right now. If I were about to fall asleep driving... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taa Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 I would pull over and take a nap. If I were about to fall asleep at the computer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taa Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 I would get up, get something to eat, and come right back awake again. Or else go play video games instead and fall asleep on the couch. If I were hungry and busy at the same time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taa Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 I would continue what I'm doing telling myself "I'll eat in just a second" for the next three hours or so. If I were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taa Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 I would be the most to fourth-most freaking awesomest person ever in the world. If I were living in New York City... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taa Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 I'd make the most out of it instead of hiding in my room all the time like I did before. No one plays forum games but me. If I were to stop eating french fries... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taa Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 I would probably not change my body makeup much at all. If I were a lizard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Andrew Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 If I were a lizard I'd complain to a wizard. If I were a succubus -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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