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Guest Big Samurai
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Dick Is Fine, Fellatio Is Cool Unless Lady Tirades.

E A S Y G O I N G

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Every Alien Spying Yesterday, Gainingly On Intergalactic Narcissistic Guys *I hope I did it right this time pinch.gif*

L I F E F O R M

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Likable Inward Feeling Everywhere For Oral Rimming Machine

(Looks fine to me, WFK)

S U M M E R T I M E

Guest Big Samurai
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Suit Up, My Man! Every Real Tuxedo Inspires My Erection.

B O O T Y C A L L

Guest Big Samurai
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Pull On Cock, Keep Erection Tight, Pour Olive Oil Lube.

M A G I C T H O N G

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Minute Ass Gathering In Crotch; This Hurts Only Nice Girls!

W A L L E T

Guest Big Samurai
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Damn! Useless Canadians KO'd, Should've Won! It's Nefarious!

(I got a long lecture from one of my Canadian buddies about why the Senators should've won that game.)

O T T A W A

Guest Big Samurai
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(I think you're short one R, LH, but ... close enough!)

Offends Nose! It's Only Natural, Sadly.

R A C H A E L R A Y

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Raven Actress/Chef Has An Envious Life; Really Awesome with Yum-o!

C H E E T A H G I R L S

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Crotch Hookers Eliciting Errors! Today, Amazing Handjobs Going Insatiable Rebellion Ladies Sucking. *Jesus, I'm a pervert*

H O R N Y

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Had an Orgasm Recently? Now for You.

(WFK - good one! laugh.gif)

M A R T Y S T U

Guest echtrae
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Suddenly Loosely Uttered Titles Tittilated Youngens

H O U R L Y

Guest Big Samurai
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Hourly Orgasm! Unusual Rates! Love Yourself!

Y O U A R E A P I R A T E

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Yesterday's Old Unicorn Amnesty! Rape, Eat And Pilage Irrationally, Recklessly And Tease Easy.

C O D G E R

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Wizened Homeless Erratic Espionage Liasons Often Fornicating For On-going Ritualistic Times... Unified Nodules Evaporating!

B A T H Y S C A P H E

Guest Big Samurai
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Big Al Took His Yard-Long (Scary!) Cock And Porked Her Exquisitely.

(And I'm guessing he did it in a bathyscaphe.)

Y E L L O W S U B M A R I N E

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Yikes! Elephants Lying Lowly Outside Water Stations! Undying Blasphemy Married Atrocity Rendered. Intelligence Not Evaporated. *snaps fingers for Beat poetry cool.gif*

B E A T N I K

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