A vaguely irritating email exchange...

[JayDee]

subject: stories

hi, can u do a story about the Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 2??? where harry potter and his friends met up with the others???? make it where harry and ron decided to use a sex spell call `Noctorex' against all of the students. and then harry and ron fuck them and pregnant??? tat would be cool. and can u do a story on the girls of Camp Rock??? Alyson Stoner, Jasmine Richards, Meaghan Jette Martin, Anna Maria Perez de Taglé, Demi Lovato and Chloe Bridges??? make it interesting ya. thanks

My reply:

Hi,

I am already working on a story set at the end of Deathly Hallows and

I don't have time to start another. The one I have started is here,

but won't have pregnancy:

Link

I have never heard of Camp Rock or the girls, but I don't write

celebrity stories so I can't help you there either.

~JD

The reply:

re: stories

hope u can start on another story ya??? a special version. thanks. hope to have a pregnancy story off all the girls ya. if u gt time =)

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I dunno, normally I am happy to receive any email about writing. Even the flames. But, uh... vaguely irritating. I probably oughta go get that Strikes story done... bah.

[DemonGoddess]

Love it how they can't read what you responded, ya know?

[JayDee]

Yeah, dunno how they'd manage to read the story if I did write it really. Ahh well.

[DemonGoddess]

Looking at the context of the email, I'd say it's probably some kid who wants what he or she wants, and simply refuses to see what it is you have to say. Because they want they want. Gotta love it. ugh.

[sumeragichan]

Stupidity, in all its glorious ignorance and annoyance.

[JayDee]

And for once, not just mine!

[JayDee]

He's back:

hi, can u write a story where draco influence harry potter to impregnant all the girls in the harry potter series????? tq. and write 1 violent one also.

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[DemonGoddess]

poor you

[JayDee]

What I don't get is, if Pimp Daddy Draco has that sort of power, why not do the knocking up himself? Do wizard deadbeat dads have child maintenance costs?

[Tigro Spottystripes]

Are you sure you're not just getting trolled?

[JayDee]

In many fields of endevour it's possible. In terms of fanfiction requests it's impossible to say.

Edit, then again, given the lastest :

Nymphadora Necrophili​a

how many parts are there????? do u have anymore new stories???? i remember when harry potter and friends were finding voldemort, they came across a werewolf biting a girl. wats her name already??? can u write some stories when all the harry potter girls get killed?????? tq

Edited December 12, 2011 by JayDee

[LockedBox]

Why do they use so many question marks? I can understand using several exclamation marks in a row to shout at people but the question marks make no sense, are they trying to be extra inquisitive or something?

[Tigro Spottystripes]

Why do they use so many question marks? I can understand using several exclamation marks in a row to shout at people but the question marks make no sense, are they trying to be extra inquisitive or something?

I would expect it represents and exaggeration of the questioning tone

[JayDee]

That or there's something gumming up the key on the keyboard and making it jam...

[BronxWench]

This calls for speculation... I vote cum gum...

[JayDee]

"Wrigleys DoubleCock Cum Gum: Double the pleasure, double the fun..."

I'm a go with peanut butter and jelly drenched crumbs.