Keith Inc. Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Seriously. Senior Smurf. 17 years old and: http://elephanticity.250x.com/smurf/smurf.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Let to his own and he molests smufs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 *snickers* I shouldn't laugh, I have no idea how to use hair dye either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I remember the time I was mistaken for Smurfette. Looked just like your boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 He looks good. Can I molest him a little? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Sure thing, go crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted January 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I am amazed at how many women are offering to molest my 17 year old son, here and on the other boardsi've posted on. But if i'm amazed, he's astounded. And walking funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I'm not in the mood to molest your son. I'm looking for a little lesbian action right now, and he doesn't tickle that fancy. Plus I wouldn't want you and his mother to slap a statutory rape charge on me despite the fact that I'm only 2 years older than him. As for hair dye, he tried to use a spray-on, didn't he? Spray-ons are the hardest to use if you're attempting to dye your own hair. Mousse is the easiest to use, but make sure you're wearing gloves. The thing about mousse is that you can scoop it onto your fingers then run it through your hair. If you're mixing a liquid dye to form a creme, then you're supposed to brush it in because it'll run off plastic and thin out rubber in the long run. Your son has short hair and he attempted to dye it blue. The brush method isn't that great for short hair because it's more likely to get on the scalp. As it is, the liquid-creme combination is more typical in average hair-color dyes. Colors like blue are available either in a spray or mousse. Sprays are cheaper and they're easier to store, but mousse is easier to apply, lasts longer, and is less likely to wash out in water alone (like running onto your collar in the rain). I help my mom dye her graying roots, have dyed my own hair purple once, and highlight my friend's hair once in a while. I also put green streaks in my hair on Saint Patrick's day once in a while (though people ask me why - I have dark red hair and that's Irish enough). So yeah, I know plenty about this kind of thing. Too bad my advice came too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted January 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Thanx for the advice, but it's worse than you think...he used food coloring. When he exerts himself, streaks of colorful sweat draw lines down his face.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 He's got dark hair, right? If he really wants to go blue, and doesn't mind semi-permanent (at least untill it grows out enough to cut off) I'd recommend something like Manic Panic. However, the color will most likely be subtle unless he bleaches it out first. If he's just looking form something temporary, they also have Dye Hard styling gel. Hot Topic carries some wild color hair products too. Of course, he's going to have to wait until the food coloring washes out. I recommend frequent washings and lots of soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 When he exerts himself, streaks of colorful sweat draw lines down his face.... Priceless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 I am amazed at how many women are offering to molest my 17 year old son, here and on the other boardsi've posted on.But if i'm amazed, he's astounded. And walking funny... Walking funny and smiling proudly, I imagine. The very last photo is my favorite. Blue hands, folded innocently, as though they don't know what all the fuss is about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oishiichan Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Oh my gosh that is almost as bad as my cousin Christie who is a banana blond using red cool aid to make her hair bright red... Priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 Okay - I'm a little worried now. I was looking at the pics (and no - I don't want to molest your kiddo - so you can relax) and my oldest daughter saw the pic - not only does she think he's cute - but now she wants electric blue hair too - and she knows how to do it... Oh well, she'll fit in I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 reminds me of when I used Easter egg dye, purple easter egg dye. Those people seriously need to water their plants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Yes, as evil as I am, I don't molest real people...heh..heh...heh... If I could dye my hair, it would be shaven. Now, that would be shocking! And probably evil too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 He's adorable, I'll admit, but no, I wouldn't molest him. Maybe... ....>_>... I did the same thing when I had dreads, but not THAT bad. I had three blood red dreads, and the rest was still brown XD At least he didn't try using markers. .... ...not that I never did that... no... .... >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 What! an artist not immersing herself in her medium? Now that would be contrary....(I think I used mud) (I made a lot of mudpies when I was a kid.) It was evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 All I can say is, "wow." I don't plan to molest your son, especially since my hubby is watching me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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