Leonhart29 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 Hum - Lemoney Lemmings - I kinda like that....
Guest Adara Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 Why do I suddenly have the urge to scream out, "Da da-da da!" and pose in a heroic stance. LOL
polywolly Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 I love the Ubervole mascot! He's so cute you want to pinch his wee cheeks, but from the look on his face, he's thinking some very dirty thoughts, just like all of us!
Leonhart29 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 I thought it was obvious that we were all dirty little vermin any way... but in a good way. I would give a lot to find out what he's thinking though.
Guest echtrae Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 I'm sure he's contemplating deterministic avenues of self-awareness, or perhaps he's just thinking "is that food?".
dazzledfirestar Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 Oh come on! He's a superhero! I'm sure there's more going on than... No, wait, Nik's right. Its just the "Should I fuck it, eat it or kill it?" At least if all my comic books aren't lying to me.
Guest Madapple Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 I like your uber-vole, Daz. He's cute. Can anyone see fics being written about this little mascot dude? . . .How he scans pages looking for plotholes, squicks and the frequent use of lube. . .
dazzledfirestar Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 He is just looking out for the best interests of us all!
Guest Big Samurai Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 Heh. We ought to glue that pic to the introductory "Are You 18?!" page as a way of flipping the bird to those who think we don't pay attention.
quamp Posted December 20, 2006 Report Posted December 20, 2006 Well, I wasn't insulted until I saw the last sentence... It is home to an astounding amount of NC-17 badfic. These people seem to ignore that there's also a lot of GOOD fanfiction on AFF.net as well. It's sad that a small amount of badfic writers are dragging the rest of us down.
Guest Adara Posted December 20, 2006 Report Posted December 20, 2006 People now adays, (some people that is. ) Are trained to only see the bad of ANY good thing. It's like something just can't be good, regardless of who and what is associated with it. It comes down to what one considers badfic. I'm sure we all differ in opinion about this, 'cept of course for the more than obvious crap.
EveKnight75 Posted December 20, 2006 Report Posted December 20, 2006 Guess what I've just discovered? lynx wings, a.k.a Lynxita, is an under-aged member of GAFF! According to her LJ, she's 15, or at least she was 15 back when she joined in 2004. I got suspicious when she decided to define herself at UD. How pathetic is that? Y'know, back on GAFF there were times when I questioned her age. Now I've laid some of those doubts to rest. Anybody wanna help me write and post an accurate definition to post on UD? ETA: Her "real" diary is here. Apparently, she's 17 now. Either way, it still means that she has no business around here or on GAFF. GAFFers can be pretty tough on busting minors, but unfortunately the only one who has any power is the Site Guru, and he's not around that often.
Iggy_lovechild Posted December 20, 2006 Report Posted December 20, 2006 So I've been thinking about this some more. (I've been quite sick from the past two days and therefore prone to unreasonable thought processes) I shall embrace the uber-vole! Because all the other little maggots are just voles! Ha! I win!
StoryJunkie Posted December 20, 2006 Author Report Posted December 20, 2006 did you say voles eat maggots?!!!
Mourningstar Posted December 20, 2006 Report Posted December 20, 2006 I shall now proceed to insert some of my know-it-allness and impart that they, in fact, do. Well, sort of. In the wild omnivorous rodents eat insects to complete their diet. Okay, I've had rodents as pets for the last decade. Now I'm just hoping that voles were domesticated instead of wild animals, so that I could get one of those as well. Cute little blighters... *goes 'awww'*
Guest Adara Posted December 20, 2006 Report Posted December 20, 2006 Well there you have it. If Voles eat maggots, I think it is appropriate that we should be called so. After all, we'll be consuming the little maggots who talk shit without knowing what the hell they're talking about. Mwahahahahahahah! *burp* Hmm, that maggot must have been a little under cooked....waiter!
dazzledfirestar Posted December 21, 2006 Report Posted December 21, 2006 Well, I've taken Uber-Vole out of my sig, so I'll leave him here. If anyone wants to use him for anything, go right ahead! He belongs to all of us!
Guest echtrae Posted December 22, 2006 Report Posted December 22, 2006 So you took him out and replaced him with nothing? How odd.
dazzledfirestar Posted December 22, 2006 Report Posted December 22, 2006 Ummm... no I replaced him with my Zwinky...
Guest echtrae Posted December 22, 2006 Report Posted December 22, 2006 Which seems to take so long to load that my browser frequently gives up and displays nothing.
dazzledfirestar Posted December 22, 2006 Report Posted December 22, 2006 Just watch out for the broom, Nik.
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