JayDee's Review Reply Thread (Harry Potter)

[JayDee]

Ah. Yes. Harry Potter and the wotsit of wotsits. I think the most emails/comments etc etc I have ever had for me to write a sequel/more parts to any story I ever did was the one about Hermione getting busy with the neighbour's dog. Huh... Did another HP story for the turkey prompt, having been unable to think of anything for the bird or the country, so I am starting this thread with review replies for Wild Turkey:

Thanks for your reviews and comments all of you!

pittwitch: Funny's good. It's definitely a pairing that is hard to take seriously (well, unless you have a multichapter angst fest of building UST), so I think the summary alone would be enough to make a few people smile. I think if this story had a tagline, it would have to be a homage to the once popular posters they sold to students, "Wild Turkey - helping old witches have sex since 1996...."

Fairy Slayer: I wasn't meaning to suggest Petunia took liberties, just that a few sherries had her acting intoxicatingly/talking bollocks. I can see how it gives that impression though, especially as PWPs tend to make the reader assume everybody is fucking everybody else. I figured assuming potion made sense, especially as love potions aren't unknown at Hogwarts, though hopefully they keep 'em away from that Felch Filch fellow. I wanted to include the - yes, admittedly obvious - pun with something about an "old bird" in there punning with Turkey. Probably for the best! Though as I say to pittwitch I think that there's just something inherantly funny in Harry/Minerva. I used to chuckle in the later Connery movies where he had 40-50 years on his love interest too, though. Harry's 16, he gets aroused by an older teacher, he's gotta justify it!

Apollo : I only thought of the stuff because someone bought some back from America in the summer. I was really stumped for something with turkey until I recalled that Wild Turkey. Quite a challenging prompt this week. Glad you enjoyed it!

Shadow Knight Another seeing the funny side! I can get where the ewwww comes from - if nothing else, there's always something slightly squicky about a teacher and a student, even if the student is over the age of consent (off topic - did JK ever give a wizard world age of consent, what with different laws and all? I know Scotland has 16, and America doesn't have a federal one, but with quite a few states - like Rhode Island - also at 16.). Immoral abuse of position and all that though. Very naughty. Especially without using one of those polyjuice potions to look like... uh, still naughty. I dunno, I think she's got class and grace and that counts for a lot! I smiled while writing the thing too!

[Shadowknight12]

Yeah, that's definitely the source of the ewwww. Not the age difference (I didn't really mind), but the student/teacher thing. I mean, if we cringe when a lecherous man has his way with a nubile girl, this is just as ewwww-worthy. It was kind of hot though! And yeah, the entire thing just dripped humour. Very well done.

[JayDee]

Got my 16th review for Unleash the Beast, a story that was so inexplicably popular I've become convinced a few people must have linked it off AFF in specialist fetish forums. It's about Hermione having sex with a dog. Another good title might have been a Stephen King homage with "Hermione's Hobby", but that's probably already been done.

Anyway, as the first of the 16 since I started resonding to reviews on the forum, I am responding:

Leto Night : Thank you for your review. Very glad you enjoyed the story. I'd love to write a sequal as much as you'd like to read one, but it's finding the time to do so that's the kicker, as well as a plan of the sexual encounters that isn't too samey. After Hermione's seduction in the first story, I kinda like the idea of her going back to Hogwarts and seducing the cowardly Fang but... time! damnable time!

[JayDee]

Well, for the prompt Moon, I was about as literal as I could get with the flashfic Millicent Moons Luna. Possibly a slight cheat here, as I have been thinking of the Luna/Millicent pairing for some time; I wanted to do a (for me) full length story with the two, as I haven't done a lot of femslash. I am not sure why I am drawn to them as a pairing - I'm pretty sure there is nothing canonical to support it - but it could well be the contrasts in the two, as Fairy Slayer has pointed out to me in review.

Fairy Slayer - Thanks for your review! I wish I could write reviews as well as you do. Sadly, I think the more serious HP writers would say the characterisation is probably, uh, vaguely inaccurate at best. Not just the 'being a lesbian' thing, heh. I went with what made the porn work really... *embarressed cough* I figure using a girl called Luna makes it three types of moon Heh, I pretty much forgot about the pictures when it came to the story codes. I probably need to go add a voy tag, but then since they aren't desribed being voyeurs it's probably not needed.

pittwitch : Thanks for your review! I quite often find myself snowed under with work during the week and having the bash 'em out on Saturdays. The easiest thing would be to write them on Sunday, but I don't tend to have the idea properly fixed in my head quickly enough. Yep, Millicent saw got a screeching change of view with that kiss...

BronxWench : Thanks for your review: I guess Millicent isn't so poor - she made a new friend - but she did have to learn that messing with mildly crazy people with nothing to lose isn't always going to go the way you plan. S'funny how Moonstruck has fallen out of fashion as a term but we still use Lunatic a lot. I like the sound of it really.

[JayDee]

Apollo - Thanks for your review - You can always rely on Luna to see things from a different perspective. Or possibly a differently sane perspective.

[JayDee]

Millicent Moons Luna review:

jacque

Oh this was wonderful. I'd love to see more of this story, more of Luna with Millicent in the time after this first hook up. I can see Luna being into assplay with Millicent's big ass.

Thank you! Yes, Luna in the story is characterised towards enjoying Millicant's body, she did want to kiss dat ass... I don't know that I'll ever do a sequel, but I'm sure there must be other Luna/Millicent stuff out there playing off similar themes. I base that on every possible Harry Potter theme having been written

Edited March 8, 2011 by JayDee

[JayDee]

so... I started trying my hand at drabbles again, using the user prompt yukihime posted as a starting point. Think I can do one for the second prompt, too, also in the ol' HP setting. The first one, Scurrilous, is a word I've pretty much only encountered in relation to journalism so it made sense using it in that contect with the prompt, an an in universe abusive article... I figure.

Anyway, enough rambling, Spiral Breeze reviewed it,

Spiral Breeze

I enjoyed that, it was very poetic.

Wow, really? Thanks! I haven't tried a drabble for ages, so any poetic merit is entirely accidental.

[JayDee]

Ditch-Delivered Drabbles - Scurrlous:

yukihime

I liked your take on it. Very good, Jay!

Heh, thanks - I kinda expected a "Oh god! this blows!" I know what I am doing for the #2 prompt, just need a spare chunka time (and, y'know, plug a plot hole. How the fuck drabbles can have plot holes in such a short space I don't know, but there it is in my head...)

[JayDee]

Well, well, well... back to Harry Potter for the weekly prompts again. I called it Assumptions because the characters make one of gender, and also some readers might assume it is in the wrong subcat if they don't reach the end. . It's meant to be at least mildly amusing, and I had to cut some gags for space reasons (mostly involving Trelawney, and some stuff relating to Rumpelstiltskin and the potion). I think I'd like to do a proper Draco/Myrtle story, just for the necro gags.

Kerantli Dreamer

I'm not entirely sure if you meant for people to smirk and giggle through that, but I certainly did. Ever the eager cocksucker Mr Potter is...

Yeppers, giggles and smirks were hoped for. Possibly even a guffaw. Slash!Harry does seem to enjoy a mouth full of cock.

[JayDee]

Assumptions has been reviewed again! I was shocked, before recalling HP fans will read anything

pittwitch

... THANK YOU~!!!!!

Loved it!

"unharmless fun left holes that smoked,"

"... the matter would blow over ... " made me laugh out loud. Nice pun!

I loved the ending and the feminine/masculine use of the prompt word.

Great job, JayDee, great job!

Thanks! You're far to kind, and I am glad you liked it so much. Sadly the word limit prevented even more groansome puns.

NutsAboutHarry

Oh wow I simply loved this fic1 Will you be continuing on with it? I hope so!

And thanks also to you. I wrote the story as a oneshot, but have a bit of a habit of continuing those so who knows? I have an idea or two how it could continue, generally based around Snape deciding not to share the identity on account of the great head.

[JayDee]

Nymphadora Necrophilia has gained 1135 hits, 3 star ratings, and a review in one day, just on AFF! Harry Potter fans... will... read... anything...

starsha

I think you should continue it! I wouldn't mind reading more, I would really like to know who caught him doing the "deed"

I thought you wrote this chapter very well, looking forward hopefully to more!!!

*starsha*

Thanks! I would like to write more, though I don't know quite when I will get around to it with my current Dragon Age obsession, and other stories I am working on I know exactly who caught him, because while I'd considered Tonks necro before (necro scenes appear in a few of my older strories) I was inspired with a particular pairing right here on the forums. By somebody who I seem to recall indicated at the time probably wouldn't appreciate an idea credit on a necro scene. Cough. But if they change their mind I'd happily name 'em and link to their AFF profile for that part. They know who they are And, anyway, the living half of the pairing would be behind Tonks staying fresh, and inadvertantly appealing to Filch. So, yes, hopefully more to come

Thanks again.

[JayDee]

Huh,

Nymphadora Necrophilia is now at 3585 hits and four votes, despite the blatent squick content. HP Fandom I wish I could say I was shocked...

Spiral Breeze

All gruesomeness aside, you are a fantastic writer. I also really liked how you described Filch as having a sort of OCD. It makes perfect sense that he'd fuck a dead chick simply because there would be no mess.

That's very kind of you, thank you for your review! He's definitely got issues with mess, but I suspect he's not the only Hogwarts inhabiting character who'd give into that temptation.... at least in the story world.

[JayDee]

Nymphadora Necrophilia has somehow gone up to 7444 hits, making it even more viewed than the oneshot I did with Minerva and Harry. Some might even say it has less squicky content, but I'd disagree

Did something a bit out of character at the end of the third part, asked folks to review. Two did!

Flaming Moth of Doom

It's like a car crash; I can't look away, horrible as it is. Well-written and completely disgusting. At least it seems to have plot, and some kind of point to all this aside from Filch, Goyle, and Flitwick just being pervs.

Thank you for your review! I think the car crash comparison is particularly apt. I assure you the plot is accidental and, indeed, incidental. I take my PWP tags very seriously, and the remaining chapter should again be 90-95% sexual content. With a corpse. Now I think about it, if I'd wanted to go for even more complete disgust, I could have included some felching. But that would have ruined the ritual.

Spiral Breeze

Why am I liking this so much? I still can't get over how beautifully written this is. I read this and in my head I hear the second movement of Beethoven's seventh symphony, which when I first played it in high school always felt that it needed a brutal and silent rape scene to it. (How fucked up does that make me, and yes I thought about these things when I was 15.)

That said, I never would have suspected Flitwick to be an ass man. He has to be eye level with them whenever he walks.

Thank you also for your review. He's also the only Hogwarts faculty member to be able to legitimately look past breasts to look a woman in the eye.

There used to be this classical music rape joke, "What was Constanze Mozart's favourite type of rape?" "Wolf Gang!" It wasn't very funny. I'm sure many 15 year olds have strange thoughts. All of those hormones still whizzing around messing things up! Perhaps pornography, rape fetish or otherwise, would be classier if it didn't go for a Synthesizer soundtrack every time.

[JayDee]

Nymphadora Necrophilia, now at 8608 hits! STORY SPOILER BELOW

IrishPhantom

Totally weird story but I liked it! Didn't see the resurrection of Bella comin! Savage!!! =D

Holy fuck, that was fast! Thank you for your review, I am very glad you liked it! Yeah, probably needed more foreshadowing there, heh, glad it took you by surprise though!

[JayDee]

Nymphadora Necrophilia's final chapter... I think I got the prompt a lot more essential to it maybe than last weeks where it was more of an in passing. Whole week, I had this idea for a story where the non-identical male triplet of two female identical triplets is seduced by his sisters at graduation. Then I thought, sod it, I'll write some really really bad poetry. Sometime that makes William McGonagall himself feel not quite so hideous. If still pretty bad. Then, after surely some of the worst poetry on AFF, I asked waaaay more than usual for reviews. I begged. I pleaded. Kinda.

Ahh fuck it, at least it is finished. Done. And I can start thinking of Jackpots.

Reviews, then. Apparantly I need to beg more often! six reviews in one night, including the one in the previous post! And none of them were me! No, really!

Daye

To be fair I've been looking in but not really reading it thoroughly enough to give it a proper review. Just skimming it in macabre fascination.

Still' date=' that was a good finish. Poor dumb gullible Harry. And you said there wasn't a plot to this...

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Just barely a plot! 3900 words of corpse interferance and bad poetry, maybe 60 words of plot content. He always did seem a little too ready to sacrifice himself for his friends. Ron would've told her where to shove it! Thank you for your macabre fascination induced comment!

Anon

the poem was bad, the ending surprising. good job all told

Bad? You're really too kind! Heck, "fucking atrocious" would be too kind. Hey, someone else surprised! I didn't think it would work. Thanks for your review.

Salon_Kitty

You're a sick one, alright, but I like that about you.

Very engrossing tale but the best part was definitely the ending. Great and satisfying conclusion, while at the same time, strangely hilarious. Poor Nymphadora! Poor Harry!! But brilliant, nonetheless. Very creative use for such a depraved idea.

Bella certainly found it funny too! Tonks was doomed by canon anyway, as TVtropes would have it, so might as well get a little more fictional use out of her. I've seen Harry go through worse in some of these stories, he went quick here I think the ending being a reversal of the previous parts which were sort of samey probably makes it appear better? Thank you also for your review.

Edit - Accidently hit send or something,

stonecoldpotter

Very good story!! The twist was brilliant and also unexpected!! Nice work!!

Thanks for your review! It's starting to sound like this was one of my more successful twists, so glad you also enjoyed it.

pittwitch

Brilliantly plotted there, and I read all at once, evil witch that I am. Well done with the prompts!

Ahh, but to think what you might have done with this prompt... You can actually write properly and stuff and that's more than I can do... I did me best with them though. Thank you also for your review!

Edited September 11, 2011 by JayDee

[pittwitch]

Shucks, JayDee. Thanks for the praise. I did like the ending. Wasn't caught completely off guard because I've learned to be prepared for ANYTHING reading your stories. I did think you handle what would definitely squick me in any normal sense of reading with flare and brilliance. Harry being taken, pretty much three times if you count his reaction to the odd howler (why does he never ask someone who might know?) then Bellatrix sucking the life out of him, twice ... really quite twisted genius!

[JayDee]

He might have asked someone if it hadn't been so late. Flitwick threw him off with unexpected cheerfulness and... hey, you can't have a plot hole if there's no plot!

I like to think Bellatrix was almost in character!

Thanks again for these kind words

[JayDee]

Nymphadora Necrophilia

Qtness.Quill

Thanks for that... I meant what I said in my profile, in that it takes a lot to squick me out. And necrophilia definitely fits the bill. I'm just glad you had the guts to write something so far beyond the usual! While I find this topic super gross, (had to laugh that Goyle was clueless enough to not cover his "evidence"!) I was so happy that you tackled a taboo subject with such finesse.

It was well written (I always enjoy that! but was also happy, when I saw it was complete after a few chapters. So, I gave it a chance- didn't necessarily want to commit to an on-going story that I wasn't into the kink if it was going to go on indefinately. That's just it, in written form, I can deal with the squick-- I don't think I could deal with even make-beleive in film form, but I DO LOVE being treated with a well done piece of "out of the ordinary".... (I read WAY too much fanfic! But it all blends together sometimes....) But resurecting Bella, that was quite the twist! Who knows what hell she will unleash on the world now! (Really, so much of fanfic is getting sooooo vanilla.... even stuff that isn't supposed to be vanilla!!)

The only thing that has come so close to being so out there and original, (in my humble opinion) as shocking and gripping as yours is the fics I read recently, titled, Golden Opportunites, Crap! and Crap #2!.... Squick well written but you wouldn't want to encounter in real life!! Great job! I'll keep an eye out for your author name!

Thank you for your review! I really couldn't imagine stretching this beyond the four chapters. It was already stretching the concept to have three male characters before the final, a whole parade of them... so this kink was restricted to a nice short complete story to avoid getting too silly I myself don't like to start reading unfinished stories, no ending? Horror! I suspect those are water sports and scat stories.... from the titles? There was one on gurochan a while back with Hermione and Ginny planning a "who can take the biggest shit" competition in that market. It was certainly more funny than erotic!

Heh, I suppose if you read as much as you say it might have to take something twisted like this to stick out sometimes!

[JayDee]

Nymphadora Necrophilia

s

Sick and revolting, but what a delicious twist at the end. Very, very well-written!

Thank you for your review! I'm starting to wonder if the unwritten rule of HP fanfiction is that it doesn't matter how fucked up the subject matter so long as Bella puts in an appearance

[JayDee]

Revenge Of The Ravenclaw... the third part in a trilogy of oneshots set many months apart and deservedly forgotten... until today's review!

Laila2605

Hmm, I wonder that One Man isn't going to out to be Harry, taking his revenge on the girls and the slytherins....

Thanks for your query (wonderment?)! The One Man who she's less than happy with at the end was actually Snape, as shown at the start of For the Honour of The Slytherin, just after Hermione made Draco wet himself. Snape gave Draco the idea.

Huh, reading back down this old story, and noting such poorly constructed lines as

"She feared not death, nor pain, only that she would not have her vengeance."

I'm actually rather impressed you managed to finish it. Bravo, gentle reader!

[JayDee]

11337 hits for Nymphadora Necrophilia, and now a 13th review!

Aviendha

LOL I have to say this is very daring and in its own twisted way also very amusing. It's clear that you're doing this for fun, the descriptions are detailed, but not... how shall I put it... passionately charged and therefore not at all disturbing. Besides, you keep pointing out that a corpse is a piece of flesh without sensation. Now imagine for a moment you had left this out and delved deeper into the pleasures of necrophilia...now that would have been something else entirely. Still, your story definitely spices up AFF, good job! And of course, Bellatrix WOULD do something like this - I love how completely insane and ruthless she is.

Thanks for your review! Another vote for the "Yeah, that sounds like something Bella would do, the minx!" camp I think that would have been something else, if there is sensation and more in death it'd be undead sex rather than necro Which means Flitwick would be in for a shock if he decided to pay Snape a visit, and he turned out to be a vampire after all, and woke up. "If this is an attempt at staking, you've missed my heart by some distance and lodged in my bowel."

There's not a lot of room for both passion and emotion and the more mechanical smuttiness in 1000 word limit, so I think it is fair to say I maybe traded a little off, sure.

On a tangent, For another forum, I came up with some commentary on part 3....

"Wow, Flitwick is on an ANAL RAMPAGE!"

"In all my years of commentating I have never seen such raw power from a little man. JD must be happy with this signing!"

"Look at that superb technique! He's drilling her like BP in the Gulf, with only half the mess!"

"I think this is it! The climax!"

"He Shoots! He SCORES!"

"The fans are going wild out there...."

(Leading to the writer/artist Soemele to comment, "The expression on the guy on the right is particularly amusing in the context of him watching a dwarf ass-fuck a dead chick.")

Edited October 10, 2011 by JayDee

[JayDee]

Nymphadora Necrophilia

Genericrandom

Very few people have much to say to this. It's weird, twisted and (morbidly) interesting but ultimately, very disturbing, and not exactly something you want /anyone/ to know you read.

On top of all that, AFF using a fucking captcha for its reviews.

I actually did come back just to see how it ended, and never more than skimmed it after the first chapter. ...and even that I didn't 'read' so much as 'glanced at'. The quality of writing was fairly high. The content was very much ... I think 'off the beaten path' is the nicest way to say it. It was, ultimately, much like a train wreck or traffic accident. No matter how much I wanted to look away, ultimately, I could not.

Thanks for your review! I've always understood that people wouldn't necessarily want their usual username associated with my stories, and that's why I've always had anon reviews active. It's basically because of that, that I support the captcha here. Besides the generically aggressive spambots shilling pharmaceuticals, there are angry trollish users who previously set spambots on different authors which were a pain in the ass Train wreck fiction is an analogy I have heard before, I can certainly see why readers feel that way. I hope the ending wasn't a disappointment!

[JayDee]

...yeah, Nymphadora Necrophilia hasn't had a new review since October, but has reahed 13709 hits. hat's a lot of hits for a story with an extra passive partner. But the main rason for this post is a new comment on another story:

Unleash The Beast

MacPhisto

sequel: she gets bred by Greyback while he's in wolf form

Thanks for your comment. I'd personally rather see her with Remus! I'm sure someone must have done a story with her and Greyback already

[JayDee]

Unleash the Beast

txdville

Very well written. Sequal: Perhaps Sirius, back from the veil, in his animagus form. 0.o

Thanks for your review! I may never have written anything else quite so well again. Everyone needs an apogee!

I think a sequel unlikely, but if I ever did something with the Black Dog, it'd be with Tonks, I think. And I have this epic, never to be written, Tonks working undercover straight out of Hogwarts story I'd probably get to first...

"Far south of Hogwarts in Peckham, London, magical items are somehow being sold through a muggle trader from the back of a three wheeled van."

Ahem.

[JayDee]

Unleash the Beast

(I don't know how people keep finding this... but I am glad)

cat

Wow *fans self*

Nice story! I've been looking for more fics like this, but haven't had much luck. Know of any?

Thank you for your review. Glad you enjoyed it! I'm afraid I really don't know many HP stories at all, I read a lot less fanfiction than I write. Some folks have compared this to the first part of my Narnia story, A Horse and his Cock, but as that features a talking horse I don't see the similarity myself. I think some may have been recommended in reply to threads on the search board, so it might be worth having a search through the forum there.