dazzledfirestar Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 Because they had to have strong genes to survive out in the woods. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 because the weak ones were offed by rambunctious satyrs, why? Quote
Aeka-chan Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 Because satyrs tend to be hornier than lemon writers, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 Well - when you're built like a goat you have to do something. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 Because if you don't, that little goat body will get fat. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Because of the lack of exercise. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Because it's hard to keep those cloven feet in shape. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Because they tend to splay out. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Because they have no traction. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Because they have hard soles. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Because squishy soles would be painful while running around the forest. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Because things could be all pokey. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Because there are many things on a ground in the woods that have sharp edges, and pointy ends. Why? Quote
dest Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 to convince people to either get away from the woods or pave over them. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 because I need somewhere to park my car, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Because they don't allow parking on your street. Why? Quote
Aeka-chan Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Because the one-handed typist said so, why? Quote
redsliver Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Because no one knows for sure where she keeps her second hand. why? Quote
Aeka-chan Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Because then she would be the two-handed typist, why? Quote
redsliver Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 I'll tell you when you're older, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because with age comes wisdom. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because you are supposed to learn from your experiences. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because we're supposed to learn from our mistakes and repeat the good ones. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because that would be the smart way to do things. Why? Quote
dest Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because everyone makes mistakes so learning from them should be easy. Why? Quote
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