The Why Game

[Nanaea]

Because it was an arranged marriage. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they were bringing peace to their families. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because they were tired of the old blood-feud. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because someone stole a cow many generations ago. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because their kids were hungry. why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they could work to feed them. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because they were lame. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that's what happens when someone breaks ones kneecaps. Why?

[englishwitch]

because people will try anything for claims and compensation. why?

[redsliver]

because the system was built to be screwed, why?

[englishwitch]

because the people who made it knew they might have to screw it someday. why?

[redsliver]

because they were evil sumbitches, why?

[englishwitch]

because they sold their souls to get to where they are. why?

[redsliver]

because the devil offers competitive rates, why?

[englishwitch]

he had thousands of lawers at his disposal. why?

[Nanaea]

Because all lawyers are evil, everyone knows that. Why?

[redsliver]

because of that joke about how 10 000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea is a good start, why?

[englishwitch]

because somewhere deep, dark, cold, and crushing is the worst place on earth, so the best place to put them. why?

[redsliver]

because they're talking won't carry all the way back to us, why?

[englishwitch]

no one cares, just as long as it works. why?

[redsliver]

because life is easier without middlemen, why?

[englishwitch]

theres fucking around at the halfway point. why?

[redsliver]

because the girl at the watercooler is easy, why?

[englishwitch]

because her bra size is larger than her IQ. Why?

[redsliver]

her "silicone" implants leak lead, why?