redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because toe bones are not perfectly elastic, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because bones are hard. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 because otherwise they'd make poor euphemisms for erections, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because no one wants a floppy erection. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 because it throws the aim off, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because it won't go in straight. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because that's a good way to get bent. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because floppiness doesn't resist deformation, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because it's lazy. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because no one ever gave it a good reason to work. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because it had a mean look on its... face? why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because it was angry. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 because someone kept shoving it in a bag and inducing seizures until it threw up, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because it seemed like a good idea at the time. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because it beat contracting a venereal disease. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because VD can hurt. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because it's an infection. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because its produced by the feeding and replication of microscopic organisms or virii. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because even virii have the drive to reproduce and live. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 because they are hardcoded to function in a self sustaining manner. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because that's what populates the world. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because otherwise everything would just curl up in a little ball and die. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Because sex (or some form of it) is life's greatest recreation. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Because it feels very very good. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Because if it didn't all life as we know it would come to an end. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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