redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because toe bones are not perfectly elastic, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because bones are hard. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 because otherwise they'd make poor euphemisms for erections, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because no one wants a floppy erection. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 because it throws the aim off, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because it won't go in straight. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because that's a good way to get bent. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because floppiness doesn't resist deformation, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because no one ever gave it a good reason to work. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because it had a mean look on its... face? why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because it was angry. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 because someone kept shoving it in a bag and inducing seizures until it threw up, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because it seemed like a good idea at the time. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because it beat contracting a venereal disease. why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because VD can hurt. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because it's an infection. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because its produced by the feeding and replication of microscopic organisms or virii. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because even virii have the drive to reproduce and live. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 because they are hardcoded to function in a self sustaining manner. why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because that's what populates the world. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 16, 2007 Report Posted January 16, 2007 Because otherwise everything would just curl up in a little ball and die. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 17, 2007 Report Posted January 17, 2007 Because sex (or some form of it) is life's greatest recreation. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 17, 2007 Report Posted January 17, 2007 Because it feels very very good. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Posted January 17, 2007 Because if it didn't all life as we know it would come to an end. Why? Quote
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