Leonhart29 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Because once again God is showing his deviant side. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Because if you don't let the evil out now and again, it will consume you. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Because that is evil's nature. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Because it enjoys consuming. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Because gluttony is one of the major sins. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Because nobody likes a fatass. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because seeing one makes them self-conscience about their own ass. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because most people are overly critical of themselves. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because they have low self-esteem. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because they thought they were fat, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because the super-models told them so. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 because they had twice the mass of a supermodel per limb. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because no one ever fed the supermodels anything of substance. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 because they were contractually obligated to eat nothing but celery and cabbage. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because eating celery burns more calories than one takes in. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because that is all part of the grand scheme of eternal torment. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because we were all born with original sin. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because the universe is not without a twisted sense of humor. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because its very cold and dark, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because there is very little other than open space and bright stars. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because the creators didn't like clutter. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because they like a space for everything and everything in its space. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because that's the rhyme their mommy taught them. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because Mom's don't like tripping over spare parts of the Universe. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Because one could break a toe that way. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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