Leonhart29 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Posted January 14, 2007 Because once again God is showing his deviant side. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 14, 2007 Report Posted January 14, 2007 Because if you don't let the evil out now and again, it will consume you. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Posted January 14, 2007 Because that is evil's nature. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 14, 2007 Report Posted January 14, 2007 Because it enjoys consuming. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 14, 2007 Report Posted January 14, 2007 Because gluttony is one of the major sins. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 14, 2007 Report Posted January 14, 2007 Because nobody likes a fatass. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because seeing one makes them self-conscience about their own ass. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because most people are overly critical of themselves. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because they have low self-esteem. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because they thought they were fat, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because the super-models told them so. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 because they had twice the mass of a supermodel per limb. why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because no one ever fed the supermodels anything of substance. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 because they were contractually obligated to eat nothing but celery and cabbage. why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because eating celery burns more calories than one takes in. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because that is all part of the grand scheme of eternal torment. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because we were all born with original sin. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because the universe is not without a twisted sense of humor. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because its very cold and dark, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because there is very little other than open space and bright stars. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because the creators didn't like clutter. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because they like a space for everything and everything in its space. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because that's the rhyme their mommy taught them. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because Mom's don't like tripping over spare parts of the Universe. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Posted January 15, 2007 Because one could break a toe that way. Why? Quote
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