The Why Game

[dazzledfirestar]

Because she was a compulsive eater. Why?

[Leonhart29]

Because her mother told her that the other strands wouldn't want to play with a chubby DNA. Why?

[redsliver]

because no one had a friend drunk enough to be their wingman, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because all the guys were really big drinkers. Why?

[redsliver]

because they were training for next years beerfest, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they heard there was a big surprise for the winner. Why?

[redsliver]

because Beerfest has a good P.R. woman, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because she was willing to work for beer. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because she got tired of working for Bob. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because Bob didn't taste as good as beer. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because Bob was a-fearin the water and soap. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because his mama told him water and soap were the work of the devil. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because she was a religious fanatic who feared everything she didn't understand. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because she was raised in the hills. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because her parents couldn't read a compass. Why?

[Leonhart29]

Because they were raised by men. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the women-folk were out getting their groove on. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the men-folk were unattractive. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because their favorite way to pass the time was "How many times can I get smacked in the face before passing out?". Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they never had cable. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the cableman never showed up when he said he would. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the house smelled funny. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because there were dead bodies in the basement. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that's where they buried the family. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the neighbors complained when they tried to bury them in the backyard. Why?