Guest echtrae Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Because they had high pitched whiny voices. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Because they were meant to be tenors. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Because it was better than being castratros. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Because they got to keep their balls. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Because some things work better when left intact. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Because they were built properly in the first place. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Because such things are the product of good genetics. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Because DNA is the building block of life. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 because its an informational nucleic acidic sugar that holds the blueprints for informational proteins, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Because the genetists say so. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 because they need to say something so they use big words in the hopes that people don't see them making it up as they go, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Because most people just nod and smile when they don't understand the big words. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 because big words make dumb people feel small, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Because it reminds them that they are dumb. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Because reality hurts. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 because reality has sharp spikes on its tail, dagger like teeth and bony plates all up its spine, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Because its mother was a (very angry) hamster. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 because its father smelled of Elderberries, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Because he bathed in their juices. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because he heard it was an aphrodisiac. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 because to get laid he had exhausted all options beyond putting snakes on a plane, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because he was an ugly cuss. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because he fell out of the ugly tree. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because the mother bird kicked him out the nest. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because he wasn't one of her baby birds. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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