The Why Game

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the TV told them that was the only way to be happy. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they advertisers wished them to buy more of their crap than somebody else's. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that's how they made money. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because that is how capitalism works. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because America want it to work that way. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because America focuses on the capitalist aspects of democracy. Why?

[redsliver]

because that's where the money is, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the capitalists are hording it under the city. Why?

[redsliver]

because our superior Ant overlords command it, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they prefer things to be horded underground as opposed to above ground. Why?

[redsliver]

because little kids burn them with magnifying glasses above ground, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they are sadistic little bastiges. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it runs in the family. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they like keeping it in the family. Why?

[redsliver]

because their fathers were serial killers, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they needed more personal space and no one would give it to them. Why?

[redsliver]

because women are clingy and sometimes want you to call them for reasons beyond sexual ones, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they require emotional connections. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they are wired for that crap. Why?

[redsliver]

because they're defective, or at least if that were true that'd make things easier, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because that would mean they could be fixed. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because things that are broken fall under warrenty. Why?

[redsliver]

because we discard our glands at puberty, why?

[AmyMcClair]

Because they made puberty suck eggs. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they thought it would make people stronger to go through something like that. Why?