redsliver Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 because there isn't much to them, why?
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because they are constructed of wisps of thoughts and good intentions. Why?
StoryJunkie Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because the green stuff on the lab coat is to blame. Why?
Leonhart29 Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because it's a radioactive new form of weight controle - why?
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because everybody knows that radiation poisoning is the quickest way to lose weight. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because it's hard to eat anything when you're throwing up all the time. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because it just won't stay down. Why?
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because it is attached to strings like Pinnochio. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because it would lost and turned into real food otherwise. Why?
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because real food tastes better. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because it contains flavoids that tickle the tastebuds. Why?
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because tickling is very fun and make one feel much better. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because if it's done long enough the warm urine makes them warm on the outside. Why?
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because it had been on the warm inside and decided to come out and share that warmth with everything else. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because sharing is a good thing. Why?
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because the more we share the more we will receive. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because what goes around comes around. Why?
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because it was caught in the great tornado of life. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because it was out gawking instead of hiding in the bathtub with a mattress over it's head. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because it was curious. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Because its parents were horny kitty cats. Why?
foeofthelance Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 Because there are way too many people interested in other people's belongings. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 Because too many people want what they can't have. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 Because they suffer from possesive tendencies. Why?
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