The Why Game

[Guest echtrae]

Because the stork was drunk. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he felt his job was a dead end. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he heard there was a population decrease happening. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because people had discovered birth control. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because some chemists were playing around and found a new chemical combination that had a side-effect. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they were looking for Viagra. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they were suffering from the ability to get it there. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because no one would help them get there. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because no one wanted to touch them. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they had a strange smell. Why?

[redsliver]

because they spilled something green on their labcoats, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they were wearing mittens instead of gloves. Why?

[redsliver]

because mittens provide better insulation, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the fingers can keep each other warmer. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because they're all in the same cozy space sharing body heat with each other. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that's far more fun that being shoved in a sock by yourself. Why?

[AmyMcClair]

Because socks are smelly and this horror should be shared with others. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because misery loves company. Why?

[AmyMcClair]

Because without company, Misery can't get laid. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because otherwise it's masturbation. Why?

[AmyMcClair]

Because that is the only way to do it without others present. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because imaginary company doesn't count! Why?

[Nanaea]

Because they're all in your head. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the wind would carry them away if they were outside of your head. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they are very light. Why?