The Why Game

[Guest echtrae]

Because they had high pitched whiny voices. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they were meant to be tenors. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because it was better than being castratros. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they got to keep their balls. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because some things work better when left intact. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they were built properly in the first place. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because such things are the product of good genetics. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because DNA is the building block of life. Why?

[redsliver]

because its an informational nucleic acidic sugar that holds the blueprints for informational proteins, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the genetists say so. Why?

[redsliver]

because they need to say something so they use big words in the hopes that people don't see them making it up as they go, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because most people just nod and smile when they don't understand the big words. Why?

[redsliver]

because big words make dumb people feel small, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it reminds them that they are dumb. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because reality hurts. Why?

[redsliver]

because reality has sharp spikes on its tail, dagger like teeth and bony plates all up its spine, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because its mother was a (very angry) hamster. Why?

[redsliver]

because its father smelled of Elderberries, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he bathed in their juices. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he heard it was an aphrodisiac. Why?

[redsliver]

because to get laid he had exhausted all options beyond putting snakes on a plane, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he was an ugly cuss. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he fell out of the ugly tree. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the mother bird kicked him out the nest. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he wasn't one of her baby birds. Why?