Guest echtrae Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 Because it was removed after a freak rollerblading accident. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 Because the rollerblade was stuck in it. Why? Quote
foeofthelance Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 She was well versed in position 92 from the Kama Sutra. Why? Quote
Guest Big Samurai Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 Because she was a graduate of the Big Samurai School of Sexual Prowess. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 because she managed to keep up with big sam's 10 second orgasm classes, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 Because her mind was like a sponge and obsorbed everything. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 because it had increased surface area and electrocstatic properites, why? Quote
foeofthelance Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 Because she had secretly been a test subject on the island of Dr. Moreau. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 because the Dr. Moreau offered dental, why? Quote
foeofthelance Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 Because it was cheaper then having the labor moving to other companies. Why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 Because then he would have to hire more insane people and send them to Big Samurai's classes. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 because Big Sam is a price gouger, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 Because he has to pay for all the nifty toys he uses in his classes. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 because he doesn't get corporate donations, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 Because most corporations are afraid of investing in such things. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Because they are run by puritanical prudes who are more concerned about appearances. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Posted December 12, 2006 Because nobody else wanted the job. Why? Quote
foeofthelance Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Because there is only so much insanity in the world, and some of guard it jealously. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Because they want to keep what they have, and are afraid of change. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 13, 2006 Report Posted December 13, 2006 Because they are selfish. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Posted December 13, 2006 Because they never learned to share. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 13, 2006 Report Posted December 13, 2006 Because they never grew beyond the selfish four-year-old stage. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Posted December 13, 2006 Because that's when their parents abandoned them. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 13, 2006 Report Posted December 13, 2006 Because they were annoying little brats. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Posted December 13, 2006 Because even when their parents were there, they weren't given enough attention. Why? Quote
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