The Why Game

[Guest echtrae]

Because people are social creatures. Why?

[redsliver]

because they're hardwired that way, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because there is safety in numbers. Why?

[StoryJunkie]

Because of cougars. Y?

[redsliver]

Because its impossible to go to the bars these days without one or two trying to take you home, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they can be awfully pushy, in a predatorial kind of way. Why?

[redsliver]

because women are like dogshit, hear me through, don't interupt! It's just the older that they get the easier they are to pick up, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because it has to do with the desperation borne from facing one's own mortality. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because no one really wants to die. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they are awfully attached to this mortal shell. Why?

[StoryJunkie]

because the mortal shell is made of chocolate Y?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because sweets are an excellent source of energy. Why?

[foeofthelance]

Lots of fats and other odd chemistry. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they haven't expanded their mental horizons enough with mind altering chemicals. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they fell for that whole say no to drugs thing. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they were susceptible to advertising gimics. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they watched too much TV. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they lost the remote control. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they hid it from their mother. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because she kept insisting upon watching Oprah. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because she thought Oprah would lead her to the promised land. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because she believed the propaganda from Oprah's PR company. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because she wanted to follow a leader. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because she was a sheeple. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because she had no backbone. Why?