The Why Game

[dazzledfirestar]

Because Moms say so. Why?

[AmyMcClair]

Because that's the way it is and we like it. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because moms get off on the power trip of dominating developing minds. Why?

[polywolly]

Because they're closet sadists. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they haven't had enough time socializing with individuals who don't view Elmo as bringer of all wisdom. Why?

[polywolly]

Because they succumbed to the subliminal messages in Sesame Street. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they didn't leave the room like they knew they should have. Why?

[polywolly]

Because Quamp threw up his onions...AGAIN! Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he can be a tad masochistic that way sometimes. Why?

[polywolly]

Because he not only enjoys his misery but loves sharing it with others. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because his masochism is accompanied with a little sadism. Why?

[polywolly]

Because Quamp is a collector of -isms. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he heard at an early age that it was a way to pick up chicks. Why?

[polywolly]

Because women like men who need some fixing. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they feel that nurturing need and don't know any better. Why?

[polywolly]

Because they listen to their inner voices. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they didn't take their medication to quiet the talking inner voices. Why?

[polywolly]

Because the inner voice, however insane, made more sense than daytime television. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because daytime television uses a monotonous theme, whereas the voices provide some variety. Why?

[polywolly]

Because the voices never what to know who their baby's dady is. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the voices went through a slutty period. Why?

[polywolly]

Because everyone eventually goes through a blue period, an impressionist period, and a slutty period. Why?

[redsliver]

because it is the path of least resistance, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because it is all downhill. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the slutty period always start on top. Why?