The Why Game

[dazzledfirestar]

Because of his X-gene. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the genetic crap shoot rolled box-cars for him. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he was unlucky in life. Why?

[AmyMcClair]

Because his little rabbit's foot was over-stimulated. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he tickled it too much. Why?

[polywolly]

Because it reminded him of Elmo. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it was fuzzy and red. Why?

[polywolly]

Because the rabbit was Irish. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that's where his parents settled. Why?

[polywolly]

Because rabbits weren't persecuted there. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the people of Ireland are very fond of rabbits. Why?

[polywolly]

Because they can be used to make a tasty stew. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the meat is very tender. Why?

[polywolly]

Because they have little stress due to the lack of persecution. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because life has been made as easy as possible for them. Why?

[polywolly]

Because rabbits are very low maintenance. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it takes so little to make them happy. Why?

[polywolly]

Because they have very low expectations. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because their mothers told them to be happy with what they have. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because their mothers remember their days in the land of persecution. Why?

[redsliver]

because, like elephants, mothers never forget, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it makes the job of mother easier. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because then the kids know better than to argue with her. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the kids will never win. Why?

[redsliver]

because the game is rigged, why?