dazzledfirestar Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 Because of his X-gene. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 Because the genetic crap shoot rolled box-cars for him. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 Because he was unlucky in life. Why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 Because his little rabbit's foot was over-stimulated. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because he tickled it too much. Why? Quote
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because it reminded him of Elmo. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because it was fuzzy and red. Why? Quote
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because the rabbit was Irish. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because that's where his parents settled. Why? Quote
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because rabbits weren't persecuted there. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because the people of Ireland are very fond of rabbits. Why? Quote
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because they can be used to make a tasty stew. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because the meat is very tender. Why? Quote
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because they have little stress due to the lack of persecution. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because life has been made as easy as possible for them. Why? Quote
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because rabbits are very low maintenance. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because it takes so little to make them happy. Why? Quote
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because they have very low expectations. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because their mothers told them to be happy with what they have. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because their mothers remember their days in the land of persecution. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 because, like elephants, mothers never forget, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because it makes the job of mother easier. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted December 4, 2006 Author Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because then the kids know better than to argue with her. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Because the kids will never win. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 because the game is rigged, why? Quote
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