Guest echtrae Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Because they are super-charged. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Because they've been altered to be so. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Because they carry the X-Gene. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Because their fathers were carriers. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Because their father's before them. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Because they were exposed to dangerous amounts of radiation. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 because they burnt away the ozone that was protecting them. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Because they thought they could handle it. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 20, 2006 Author Report Posted October 20, 2006 Because they didn't believe in global warming. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 because it didn't fit in with their religion. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Because they beleived the sun is just a big lightbulb. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 because all other contemporary explanations were just silly, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Because nobody bought into the concept of the great lightning bug in the sky. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Because they didn't like bugs in general. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Because bugs give them a serious case of the heebie-geebies. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Because they were stung as children. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Because they didn't listen when they were told to quite poking the nest. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Because they didn't hear their parents. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Because they were parent deaf. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Because they listened to too much rock and roll music in their youth. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Because they liked it loud. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Because it annoyed their parents and teachers. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Because they found the volume painful to their old ears. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Because if you're too old, it's too loud. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Because old folks are supposed to like it soft and gentle. Why? Quote
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