redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 because the earth slouches, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because no one told it to stand up straight in its youth. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 because most older planets assumed earth was a lost cause from the get-go, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because it had planetary lice. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 because it hung out with the dirty asteroids, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because they had more fun. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because they were always scooting around. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 because they could get away with it, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because no one was watching. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 because the other stellar bodies were busy doing orbital type stuff. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because that's their job. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 because they didn't go to space university to get the papers required to become a star, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because they couldn't get a scholarship. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because their grades weren't good enough. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because they skipped class alot. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because they met up behind the school gym for an extra-curricular activity. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because extra-curricular activities are more fun than math. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because you don't have to do the calculations. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because there aren't any numbers involved. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because zero wasn't considered a significant digit at that time. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because they didn't believe in it. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 because they believed 0 suggested there was no god and beheaded all who used it, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because they were threatened by any other belief system. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 because they worshipped a deformed block of cheese and could see, though they didn't admit, the problems with it, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Because eventually the block of cheese would rot away. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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