redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 because the earth slouches, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because no one told it to stand up straight in its youth. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 because most older planets assumed earth was a lost cause from the get-go, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because it had planetary lice. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 because it hung out with the dirty asteroids, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because they had more fun. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because they were always scooting around. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 because they could get away with it, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because no one was watching. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 because the other stellar bodies were busy doing orbital type stuff. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because that's their job. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 because they didn't go to space university to get the papers required to become a star, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because they couldn't get a scholarship. why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because their grades weren't good enough. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because they skipped class alot. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because they met up behind the school gym for an extra-curricular activity. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because extra-curricular activities are more fun than math. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because you don't have to do the calculations. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because there aren't any numbers involved. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because zero wasn't considered a significant digit at that time. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because they didn't believe in it. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 because they believed 0 suggested there was no god and beheaded all who used it, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because they were threatened by any other belief system. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 because they worshipped a deformed block of cheese and could see, though they didn't admit, the problems with it, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Because eventually the block of cheese would rot away. Why? Quote
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