redsliver Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 because he had met Banky in a dream, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because he was prone to premonitions. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 because he was dropped on a head as a baby, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because he was already an ugly cuss. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because he got the elusive U-gene that makes people incredibly ugly. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because both of his parents were carriers. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because they were only mildly ugly. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 because they missed most of the branches fallin out of he ugly tree, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because they were small enough to fit through the gaps. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because they were malnourished. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 because they didn't eat their brocoli like mama told 'em too, why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Posted October 15, 2006 Becuase they don't like green food. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because there was a horrifying brocoli incident in their childhoods. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because there was a chemical spill in the broccoli fields. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because the driver of the truck fell asleep. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because he had been on the road too long after having spent the evening with a hitchhiker. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because the hitchhiker gave good road head. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because the hitchhiker didn't have any teeth. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because the hitchhiker didn't brush. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because the hitchhiker never had that "talk" with a dentist. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because the hitchhiker had a phobia of dentists. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because this one time, when the hithchiker was in for oral surgery, the hitchhiker woke up to getting banged by the dentist. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because the dentist was a perv. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because he didn't conform to societal norms. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because he had a chemical imbalance. Why? Quote
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