Iggy_lovechild Posted October 4, 2006 Report Posted October 4, 2006 because the world is full of sheep who would rather have their celebrities think for them. why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 4, 2006 Report Posted October 4, 2006 because thinking is overrated, why? Quote
Iggy_lovechild Posted October 4, 2006 Report Posted October 4, 2006 because thinking leads to complications. why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 4, 2006 Report Posted October 4, 2006 Because complications leads to more people. Why? Quote
quamp Posted October 4, 2006 Report Posted October 4, 2006 Because more people leads to groupthink. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 4, 2006 Report Posted October 4, 2006 Because that's how things blow up. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 4, 2006 Report Posted October 4, 2006 Because mob mentality can be dangerous. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 4, 2006 Report Posted October 4, 2006 because a mob's IQ is inversely proportional to the number of people in it, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Because no one in a mob is willing to think for themselves. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Because they are sheeple. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Because long ago one of thier ancestors fucked a sheep. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Because they found the woolly backs and slender ankles inviting. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Because none of the women they knew had slender ankles. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Because they were from good hearty child-bearing stock. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Because the skinny ones died young. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Because the winters were harsh. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Because Global warming hadn't happened yet. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Because they were only burning peat for Pete's Sake. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 because natural gas was too deep under the ocean to harvest, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Because that is where it settled due to the law of inversed gaseous dissipation. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 because a bunch of rocks fell on dead lizards, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Because they had to fall on something. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 because it makes less sense than quantum mechanics, why? Quote
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