dazzledfirestar Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 Becausethey're too busy working. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 because they're overseen by slave drivers, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 Because slave drivers always get the promotions. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 because they kiss a lot of ass, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 Because if they don't, their bosses will take their whips away. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 because they're insecure, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 Because they were dumped on Valentine's day. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 because that holiday's for girls and they felt they were entitled to steak and a blowjob, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 Because they're insensitive. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 because sensitivity takes too much work, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 Because most women expect too much from their men. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 because they figure if they don't get to vote or drive then they should at least get a decent man, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 29, 2006 Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because they deserve it for their continuation of the human species. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted September 29, 2006 Author Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because decent men make better fathers. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 29, 2006 Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because they can teach their children to be decent human beings. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted September 29, 2006 Author Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because children learn what they live. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 29, 2006 Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because learning by example is better than being told what to do. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted September 29, 2006 Author Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because actions speak louder than words. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 29, 2006 Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because words don't always come out right. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted September 29, 2006 Author Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because sometimes the synapses misfire between the brain and the mouth. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 29, 2006 Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because the connection isn't always perfect. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 29, 2006 Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because the alcohol gets in the way. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 29, 2006 Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because alcohol makes you bold and stupid. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 29, 2006 Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because it also increases the desire to reproduce. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 29, 2006 Report Posted September 29, 2006 Because it lowers peoples inhibitions. Why? Quote
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