dazzledfirestar Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Because their mothers coddled them as children. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Because they were overprotective. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Because the world is a cruel place. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 because the world let a bear eat that little girl's birthday cake, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Because the bear loves chocolate cake. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because tourists fed the bear chocolate cake. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because they thought he was Yogi Bear. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because he wore a hat and a necktie. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because he had just eaten the park ranger. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because the park ranger thought he was a friendly bear. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because he smiled as he approached the park ranger. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because the ranger was his bitch. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because he liked to be the bottom. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because he was lazy and being a top is a lot of work. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because you get to determine where things go. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because tops have the better view. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because the universe was built from the top down. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because God was a top. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 er, he's god? Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because he got to be there first. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 because he butts in line, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because he thinks everything in the universe is about him. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 cause he's an arrogant prick, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Because no one has put him in his place yet, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 cause he kills a kitten everytime you masturbate, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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