dazzledfirestar Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Because their mothers coddled them as children. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Because they were overprotective. Why?
Nanaea Posted September 26, 2006 Author Report Posted September 26, 2006 Because the world is a cruel place. Why?
redsliver Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 because the world let a bear eat that little girl's birthday cake, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Because the bear loves chocolate cake. Why?
Nanaea Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because tourists fed the bear chocolate cake. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because they thought he was Yogi Bear. Why?
Nanaea Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because he wore a hat and a necktie. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because he had just eaten the park ranger. Why?
Nanaea Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because the park ranger thought he was a friendly bear. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because he smiled as he approached the park ranger. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because the ranger was his bitch. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because he liked to be the bottom. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because he was lazy and being a top is a lot of work. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because you get to determine where things go. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because tops have the better view. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because the universe was built from the top down. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because God was a top. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because he got to be there first. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because he thinks everything in the universe is about him. Why?
redsliver Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 cause he's an arrogant prick, why?
Nanaea Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because no one has put him in his place yet, why?
redsliver Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 cause he kills a kitten everytime you masturbate, why?
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