The Why Game

[dazzledfirestar]

Because their mothers coddled them as children. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they were overprotective. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because the world is a cruel place. Why?

[redsliver]

because the world let a bear eat that little girl's birthday cake, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the bear loves chocolate cake. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because tourists fed the bear chocolate cake. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they thought he was Yogi Bear. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because he wore a hat and a necktie. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he had just eaten the park ranger. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because the park ranger thought he was a friendly bear. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he smiled as he approached the park ranger. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the ranger was his bitch. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he liked to be the bottom. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he was lazy and being a top is a lot of work. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because you get to determine where things go. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because tops have the better view. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the universe was built from the top down. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because God was a top. Why?

[StoryJunkie]

er, he's god? Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he got to be there first. Why?

[redsliver]

because he butts in line, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he thinks everything in the universe is about him. Why?

[redsliver]

cause he's an arrogant prick, why?

[Nanaea]

Because no one has put him in his place yet, why?

[redsliver]

cause he kills a kitten everytime you masturbate, why?