Guest Agaib Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 Because He has a habbit of making all of His female creations that become notable in a religious way to have a big booty. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 Because he likes the backend cushion. Why? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 Because His mother was a hampster, and His father, smelt of elderberries. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 Because he was taunted too many too times by the French as a child. Why? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 Because the french are just mean somtimes. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 because the put the acCENT on the wrong syllaBLE, why? Quote
Guest Enchanted Faery Posted September 25, 2006 Report Posted September 25, 2006 because they are French, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 25, 2006 Report Posted September 25, 2006 Because they prefer poutine. Why? Quote
Guest Enchanted Faery Posted September 25, 2006 Report Posted September 25, 2006 because they're from France! why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 25, 2006 Report Posted September 25, 2006 because someone has to get the short end of the stick, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 25, 2006 Report Posted September 25, 2006 Because there is always a short end of the stick. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 25, 2006 Report Posted September 25, 2006 because no one divides these things up fairly, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 25, 2006 Report Posted September 25, 2006 Because no one ever said the universe had to be fair. Why? Quote
Guest Enchanted Faery Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 because life wasn't mean to be fair, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Because life is struggle. Why? Quote
Guest Enchanted Faery Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 because we live in hell and the devil is responsible! why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Because god left the keys on the counter. Why? Quote
Guest Enchanted Faery Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 because he was busy getting drunk off red wine with Jesus and his 12 diciples, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Because rumor had it was going to be Jesus' last day on earth. Why? Quote
Guest Enchanted Faery Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 because god was going to have him cruicified, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Because Jesus wasn't ansgty enough already. Why? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Nobody asked him anything sensible, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Because it was always heal the beggar, cure the lame, blah, blah, blah. Why? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Nobody likes discomfort and pain, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Because people tend to be pansies about such things. Why? Quote
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