The Why Game

[Guest Agaib]

Because He has a habbit of making all of His female creations that become notable in a religious way to have a big booty. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he likes the backend cushion. Why?

[Guest Agaib]

Because His mother was a hampster, and His father, smelt of elderberries. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he was taunted too many too times by the French as a child. Why?

[Guest Agaib]

Because the french are just mean somtimes. Why?

[redsliver]

because the put the acCENT on the wrong syllaBLE, why?

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

because they are French, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they prefer poutine. Why?

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

because they're from France! why?

[redsliver]

because someone has to get the short end of the stick, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because there is always a short end of the stick. Why?

[redsliver]

because no one divides these things up fairly, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because no one ever said the universe had to be fair. Why?

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

because life wasn't mean to be fair, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because life is struggle. Why?

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

because we live in hell and the devil is responsible! why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because god left the keys on the counter. Why?

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

because he was busy getting drunk off red wine with Jesus and his 12 diciples, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because rumor had it was going to be Jesus' last day on earth. Why?

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

because god was going to have him cruicified, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because Jesus wasn't ansgty enough already. Why?

[StoryJunkie]

Nobody asked him anything sensible, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because it was always heal the beggar, cure the lame, blah, blah, blah. Why?

[StoryJunkie]

Nobody likes discomfort and pain, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because people tend to be pansies about such things. Why?