The Why Game

[Nanaea]

Because pansies are too boring to make stories about, why?

[redsliver]

because they're too limpwristed to have proper sword-fights, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because axes are not for the meak. Why?

[redsliver]

because they don't have a pointy end, only a cutting edge, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the guy who designed the first one wanted it that way. Why?

[englishwitch]

because when designing a weapon he didn't want to infringe the swords copyright. why?

[redsliver]

because big sword is a dangerous lobby to fight against, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they always make their point. Why?

[redsliver]

because they stick you with the pointy end, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because that's the kind of people they are. Why?

[redsliver]

because they've had years of experience, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they've got nothing better to do than to practice at home with their swords. Why?

[redsliver]

because the ladies prefer a hefty spear, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they like the way a hefty spear hits those hard to reach places. Why?

[redsliver]

because women don't keep all their fun stuff up front, why?

[Nanaea]

Because they wouldn't be as mysterious then, why?

[redsliver]

because they think guys like mysterious instead of easy, why?

[Nanaea]

Because it's what they would want, why?

[redsliver]

because women exist to make things difficult, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the universe would implode otherwise. Why?

[redsliver]

because the universe hates us, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because we are smaller and more agile. Why?

[redsliver]

because we're not full of planets, why?

[Nanaea]

Becasue then we'd be a galaxy, why?

[redsliver]

because Nanaea doesn't know the difference between stellar systems and galaxies, why?