Nanaea Posted September 21, 2006 Author Report Posted September 21, 2006 Because pansies are too boring to make stories about, why?
redsliver Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 because they're too limpwristed to have proper sword-fights, why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Because axes are not for the meak. Why?
redsliver Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 because they don't have a pointy end, only a cutting edge, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Because the guy who designed the first one wanted it that way. Why?
englishwitch Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 because when designing a weapon he didn't want to infringe the swords copyright. why?
redsliver Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 because big sword is a dangerous lobby to fight against, why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Because they always make their point. Why?
redsliver Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 because they stick you with the pointy end, why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Because that's the kind of people they are. Why?
redsliver Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 because they've had years of experience, why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Because they've got nothing better to do than to practice at home with their swords. Why?
redsliver Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 because the ladies prefer a hefty spear, why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Because they like the way a hefty spear hits those hard to reach places. Why?
redsliver Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 because women don't keep all their fun stuff up front, why?
Nanaea Posted September 21, 2006 Author Report Posted September 21, 2006 Because they wouldn't be as mysterious then, why?
redsliver Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 because they think guys like mysterious instead of easy, why?
Nanaea Posted September 21, 2006 Author Report Posted September 21, 2006 Because it's what they would want, why?
redsliver Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 because women exist to make things difficult, why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Because the universe would implode otherwise. Why?
redsliver Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 because the universe hates us, why?
Guest echtrae Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 Because we are smaller and more agile. Why?
redsliver Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 because we're not full of planets, why?
Nanaea Posted September 22, 2006 Author Report Posted September 22, 2006 Becasue then we'd be a galaxy, why?
redsliver Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 because Nanaea doesn't know the difference between stellar systems and galaxies, why?
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now