The Why Game

[Nanaea]

Because he was an idealist, why?

[redsliver]

because his balls were getting a draft, why?

[Nanaea]

Because he was wearing a skirt, why?

[redsliver]

because he believed pants strangled his scrotum, why?

[polywolly]

Because he's Scottish. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because his mama's mama's mama's mama's mama was from Scotland. Why?

[redsliver]

because his mama's mama's mama's mama's mama's mama was sold to the Scots by viking traders, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because she was toothless and fetched a good price. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because she had broad hips and was fertile, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the Scots can appreciate acreage they can plow. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because they were farmers, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the sheep were kept busy in the brothels. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because their women were uglier than the sheep, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they sleep walk while living on their steep hills. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because they want to get away from their husbands. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because their husbands were annoying Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they snored loud enough to keep the sheep awake at the brothels. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because they drank too much goats milk, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that's all they had to drink. Why?

[quamp]

Because whiskey was too expensive to make. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because no one would give them any grains for cheap. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they traded with vikings. Why?

[redsliver]

Because otherwise the vikings would just sail in and kill them all, why?

[Nanaea]

Because that's what the vikings were good at, why?

[redsliver]

because the author of Hagar the Horrible didn't want pansies to base his character off, why?