Leonhart29 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Posted April 11, 2007 Because denim makes your ass smile. Why? Quote
Hermione Malfoy Posted April 11, 2007 Report Posted April 11, 2007 Because it tightens the cheeks... why? Quote
redsliver Posted April 11, 2007 Report Posted April 11, 2007 because you didn't by the relaxed fit, why? Quote
Hermione Malfoy Posted April 11, 2007 Report Posted April 11, 2007 because they fit in the shop, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Posted April 11, 2007 because you had starved yourself for 2 days before getting them. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted April 11, 2007 Author Report Posted April 11, 2007 Because trying on clothes always makes you feel fat. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Posted April 11, 2007 Because some men like bags of bones instead of curves. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 Because it makes them feel "big". Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 Because they weren't breast fed enough while little. WHy? Quote
Nanaea Posted April 12, 2007 Author Report Posted April 12, 2007 Because their mother thought she didn't have enough milk. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 Because the bitting of newly errupted teeth made it dry up. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted April 12, 2007 Author Report Posted April 12, 2007 Because it made her nipples sore, so she nursed less. Why? (We're dangerously close to a topic that makes me rant for hours, but I'll try to hold my peace. ) Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 Because it was easier (not to mention less painful) to bottle feed. Why? (and go ahead and rant - I probably agree with you) Quote
Nanaea Posted April 12, 2007 Author Report Posted April 12, 2007 Because she didn't have anyone to give her good breastfeeding advice. Why? () Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 Because some people are squeamish about a woman feeding her young. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 Because they have forgotten the principle reason for breasts. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted April 12, 2007 Author Report Posted April 12, 2007 Because the media bombards us incessantly with 'breasts = sex' messages. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 because breasts are not unlike toy trains, made the kids but Daddy's the one always playing with them, why? Quote
Hermione Malfoy Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 Because that's how society has marketed them. Why? (Red, love that comment!) Quote
redsliver Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 because marketing is what society does best, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Posted April 18, 2007 Because money for some reason makes the world go round. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted April 18, 2007 Report Posted April 18, 2007 Because it is the economical grease for the machine of consumerism. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Because that's the way of things. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 because it was in that Elton John song from the Lion King, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Because everyone knows that Elton John writes the songs that are the soundtrack of life. Why? Quote
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