Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because they saw what the shots did to the kid down the street. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 because it made the evening news, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because it was dramatic and sensational. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because it involved sex and violence, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because of the registered sex offender. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 because he was the only local celebrity anyone knew of, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because it was a rather small town. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 because they kept feeding a few children to the wolves every year, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because the wolf packs kept the solitary bears at a safe distance. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because bears are godless killing machines, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because they have turned their backs up their savior Theodore Ruxpin. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because they learned of his days as one of Alvin's chipmunks, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because the tabloids just wouldn't leave him alone once he found his religion. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because he made good news. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because they had pictures and it embarrassed him. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because he had an illicit affair with Battlecat, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because in his youth he was open to try alternate lifestyles. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 because he wasn't concerned with appearances, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because he was following a hedonistic path. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 because the street lights weren't working on the virtuous path, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Because the virtuous have nothing to fear from the dark. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 because they're ugly and the only way they're going to get any is with the lights out, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Because then they can hope that something will jump out at them. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Because then they might join the ranks of the fun loving other faction. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 because the grass is always greener over the septic tank. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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