Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because they saw what the shots did to the kid down the street. why? Quote
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 because it made the evening news, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because it was dramatic and sensational. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because it involved sex and violence, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because of the registered sex offender. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 because he was the only local celebrity anyone knew of, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because it was a rather small town. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 because they kept feeding a few children to the wolves every year, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because the wolf packs kept the solitary bears at a safe distance. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because bears are godless killing machines, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because they have turned their backs up their savior Theodore Ruxpin. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because they learned of his days as one of Alvin's chipmunks, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because the tabloids just wouldn't leave him alone once he found his religion. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because they had pictures and it embarrassed him. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because he had an illicit affair with Battlecat, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because in his youth he was open to try alternate lifestyles. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 because he wasn't concerned with appearances, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Because he was following a hedonistic path. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 because the street lights weren't working on the virtuous path, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 Because the virtuous have nothing to fear from the dark. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted March 31, 2007 Report Posted March 31, 2007 because they're ugly and the only way they're going to get any is with the lights out, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 31, 2007 Report Posted March 31, 2007 Because then they can hope that something will jump out at them. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 Because then they might join the ranks of the fun loving other faction. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted April 7, 2007 Report Posted April 7, 2007 because the grass is always greener over the septic tank. Why? Quote
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