dazzledfirestar Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because she was a compulsive eater. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because her mother told her that the other strands wouldn't want to play with a chubby DNA. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 because no one had a friend drunk enough to be their wingman, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because all the guys were really big drinkers. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 because they were training for next years beerfest, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because they heard there was a big surprise for the winner. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 because Beerfest has a good P.R. woman, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because she was willing to work for beer. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because she got tired of working for Bob. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because Bob didn't taste as good as beer. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because Bob was a-fearin the water and soap. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because his mama told him water and soap were the work of the devil. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because she was a religious fanatic who feared everything she didn't understand. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because she was raised in the hills. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because her parents couldn't read a compass. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because they were raised by men. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because the women-folk were out getting their groove on. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because the men-folk were unattractive. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because their favorite way to pass the time was "How many times can I get smacked in the face before passing out?". Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Because they never had cable. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Because the cableman never showed up when he said he would. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Because the house smelled funny. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Because there were dead bodies in the basement. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Because that's where they buried the family. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Because the neighbors complained when they tried to bury them in the backyard. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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