Guest echtrae Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Because they like to play practical jokes on the foolish. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 because playing practical jokes on the intelligent doesn't succeed as often, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Because they tend to figure it out. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Because they've been on both sides of the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Because every intelligent individual will look to improve their situation. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Because intelligent people know the difference between foie gras and cat food, which is a very fine line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Why? Because it takes a discerning palate, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 because cat food and foie gras have identical proteins, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 Because of the entire common ancestral genetic beginnings. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 because all life evolved from the same soup of amino acids and simple sugars, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 Because that is where the lightning struck. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 because a pair of semi-vertical zinc veins formed a natural jacob's ladder, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 The Hell if i know. ask a scientist. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 because they tend to know more than I do. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 because you are dumb. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 because you didn't pay attention in school. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 there was always something more interesting going on outside. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 because there was snow in June. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Because global warming is fucking everything up. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Because we drive too much. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 because it's faster than walking and less smelly than a horse. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 because it has an engine. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 becasue someone looked at a chunk of metal and thought "I can make something out of that which moves by a series of small explosions." why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 because explosions are cool. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Because they destroy stuff in an enourmous burst of flame and we like to see that. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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