Iggy_lovechild Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 because the world is full of sheep who would rather have their celebrities think for them. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 because thinking is overrated, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy_lovechild Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 because thinking leads to complications. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Because complications leads to more people. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Because more people leads to groupthink. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Because that's how things blow up. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Because mob mentality can be dangerous. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 because a mob's IQ is inversely proportional to the number of people in it, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because no one in a mob is willing to think for themselves. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because they are sheeple. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because long ago one of thier ancestors fucked a sheep. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because they found the woolly backs and slender ankles inviting. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because none of the women they knew had slender ankles. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because they were from good hearty child-bearing stock. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because the skinny ones died young. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because the winters were harsh. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because Global warming hadn't happened yet. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because they were only burning peat for Pete's Sake. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 because natural gas was too deep under the ocean to harvest, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because that is where it settled due to the law of inversed gaseous dissipation. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 because a bunch of rocks fell on dead lizards, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because they had to fall on something. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 gravity. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because gravity sucks. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 because it makes less sense than quantum mechanics, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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