dazzledfirestar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Because the TV told them that was the only way to be happy. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Because they advertisers wished them to buy more of their crap than somebody else's. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Because that's how they made money. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Because that is how capitalism works. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Because America want it to work that way. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because America focuses on the capitalist aspects of democracy. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 because that's where the money is, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because the capitalists are hording it under the city. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 because our superior Ant overlords command it, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because they prefer things to be horded underground as opposed to above ground. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 because little kids burn them with magnifying glasses above ground, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because they are sadistic little bastiges. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because it runs in the family. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because they like keeping it in the family. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 because their fathers were serial killers, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because they needed more personal space and no one would give it to them. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 because women are clingy and sometimes want you to call them for reasons beyond sexual ones, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because they require emotional connections. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because they are wired for that crap. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 because they're defective, or at least if that were true that'd make things easier, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because that would mean they could be fixed. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because things that are broken fall under warrenty. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 because we discard our glands at puberty, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because they made puberty suck eggs. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Because they thought it would make people stronger to go through something like that. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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