redsliver Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 because there isn't much to them, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because they are constructed of wisps of thoughts and good intentions. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because the green stuff on the lab coat is to blame. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because it's a radioactive new form of weight controle - why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because everybody knows that radiation poisoning is the quickest way to lose weight. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because it's hard to eat anything when you're throwing up all the time. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because it just won't stay down. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because it is attached to strings like Pinnochio. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because it would lost and turned into real food otherwise. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because real food tastes better. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because it contains flavoids that tickle the tastebuds. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because tickling is very fun and make one feel much better. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because if it's done long enough the warm urine makes them warm on the outside. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because it had been on the warm inside and decided to come out and share that warmth with everything else. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because sharing is a good thing. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because the more we share the more we will receive. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because what goes around comes around. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because it was caught in the great tornado of life. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because it was out gawking instead of hiding in the bathtub with a mattress over it's head. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because it was curious. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because it was feline. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because its parents were horny kitty cats. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Because there are way too many people interested in other people's belongings. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Because too many people want what they can't have. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Because they suffer from possesive tendencies. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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