Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because the stork was drunk. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because he felt his job was a dead end. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because he heard there was a population decrease happening. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because people had discovered birth control. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because some chemists were playing around and found a new chemical combination that had a side-effect. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because they were looking for Viagra. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because they were suffering from the ability to get it there. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because no one would help them get there. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because no one wanted to touch them. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because they had a strange smell. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 because they spilled something green on their labcoats, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because they were wearing mittens instead of gloves. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 because mittens provide better insulation, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because the fingers can keep each other warmer. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted December 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because they're all in the same cozy space sharing body heat with each other. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because that's far more fun that being shoved in a sock by yourself. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because socks are smelly and this horror should be shared with others. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because misery loves company. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because without company, Misery can't get laid. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because otherwise it's masturbation. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because that is the only way to do it without others present. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because imaginary company doesn't count! Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted December 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because they're all in your head. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because the wind would carry them away if they were outside of your head. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Because they are very light. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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