dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because Moms say so. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because that's the way it is and we like it. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because moms get off on the power trip of dominating developing minds. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because they're closet sadists. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because they haven't had enough time socializing with individuals who don't view Elmo as bringer of all wisdom. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because they succumbed to the subliminal messages in Sesame Street. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because they didn't leave the room like they knew they should have. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because Quamp threw up his onions...AGAIN! Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because he can be a tad masochistic that way sometimes. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because he not only enjoys his misery but loves sharing it with others. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because his masochism is accompanied with a little sadism. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because Quamp is a collector of -isms. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because he heard at an early age that it was a way to pick up chicks. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because women like men who need some fixing. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because they feel that nurturing need and don't know any better. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because they listen to their inner voices. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because they didn't take their medication to quiet the talking inner voices. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because the inner voice, however insane, made more sense than daytime television. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because daytime television uses a monotonous theme, whereas the voices provide some variety. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because the voices never what to know who their baby's dady is. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because the voices went through a slutty period. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because everyone eventually goes through a blue period, an impressionist period, and a slutty period. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 because it is the path of least resistance, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because it is all downhill. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Because the slutty period always start on top. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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