dazzledfirestar Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Because of his X-gene. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Because the genetic crap shoot rolled box-cars for him. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Because he was unlucky in life. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Because his little rabbit's foot was over-stimulated. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because he tickled it too much. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because it reminded him of Elmo. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because it was fuzzy and red. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because the rabbit was Irish. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because that's where his parents settled. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because rabbits weren't persecuted there. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because the people of Ireland are very fond of rabbits. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because they can be used to make a tasty stew. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because the meat is very tender. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because they have little stress due to the lack of persecution. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because life has been made as easy as possible for them. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because rabbits are very low maintenance. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because it takes so little to make them happy. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because they have very low expectations. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because their mothers told them to be happy with what they have. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because their mothers remember their days in the land of persecution. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 because, like elephants, mothers never forget, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because it makes the job of mother easier. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted December 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because then the kids know better than to argue with her. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Because the kids will never win. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 because the game is rigged, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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